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Dear Diary - A Prince.org Fiction thread Dear Diary - A Prince.org Fiction thread
It was late and the manison was quite. Only one light was on in the library as a certain musical icon wrote an entry into his diary. Dear Diary, Today I took it a little bit easy. I got up at 5:30 AM (I quess I'm getting old and lazy sleeping in like that) had some tea and drove down to the news stand and got a dozens magazines, but wouldn't you know it? I couldn't get my car started again and forget my cell!! Downtown was getting busier by the second as people started to arrive at work. I was really concern about being mobbed when this car pulled up driven by a cat. A CAT. A feline housecat driving a old Ford with a curly hair lady riding shotgun. The lady open the door for me to get in. I hesitated, but jumped in when a saw a group of people pointing in my direction from across the street. She, the lady, said her name was Luv4u, and her cat was called Toonces. Toonces the cat who could drive a car. As it turned out Luv4u is a moderator on Prince.org! Can you believe that Diary? The Org! I asked why mods kept locking fiction threads, because you know I love creativity. Before she could answer the car jerked and the cat drove us off a cliff! We fell 150 feet bounced twice and flipped over three times! Luckily, no one was hurt. I love seat belts. However Luv4u made the mistake of critising Toonces driving. The angry pussycat chased her clean back to the city thru highway traffic! That woman sure can run! I hope to have something more interesting to report later. Till then, My Name Is Prince. Later Prince made another entry.... [Edited 1/7/09 16:35pm] No More Haters on the Internet. |
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littlemissG said: Dear Diary - A Prince.org Fiction thread
It was late and the manison was quite. Only one light was on in the library as a certain musical icon wrote an entry into his diary. Dear Diary, Today I took it a little bit easy. I got up at 5:30 AM (I quess I'm getting old and lazy sleeping in like that) had some tea and drove down to the news stand and got a dozens magazines, but wouldn't you know it? I couldn't get my car started again and forget my cell!! Downtown was getting busier by the second as people started to arrive at work. I was really concern about being mobbed when this car pulled up driven by a cat. A CAT. A feline housecat driving a old Ford with a curly hair lady riding shotgun. The lady open the door for me to get in. I hesitated, but jumped in when a saw a group of people pointing in my direction from across the street. She, the lady, said her name was Luv4u, and her cat was called Toonces. Toonces the cat who could drive a car. As it turned out Luv4u is a moderator on Prince.org! Can you believe that Diary? The Org! I asked why mods kept locking fiction threads, because you know I love creativity. Before she could answer the car jerked and the cat drove us off a cliff! We fell 150 feet bounced twice and flipped over three times! Luckily, no one was hurt. I love seat belts. However Luv4u made the mistake of critising Toonces driving. The angry pussycat chased her clean back to the city thru highway traffic! That woman sure can run! I hope to have something more interesting to report later. Till then, My Name Is Prince. Later Prince made another entry.... [Edited 1/7/09 16:35pm] 
OMG!!! That's hilarious. I suck at creativity so I can't make another entry but good job! Funny!  | |
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Dear Diary,
I got to get a headline making hat like Arthea's! I got three milliners on standby. I'll get an outfit to match whatever they come up with. What would be a fly hat for me diary? I think I'll, wait diary someone's at the door. Diary it was one of those orgers again! This time it was.... No More Haters on the Internet. |
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Imago. Diary, he looked like a normal guy until I realized he was wearing Vera Wang (one of my favorites) and no panties. He suggested I also go commando in Wang. I said that wasn't my style. Then he presented me with this bad ass hat!
WHAT A PAL! That's was what I thought before the unimaginable happened.... No More Haters on the Internet. |
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Dear diary,
I know it has been a while and I'm sorry. How can I know that you will not plagiarize what I write her ? You see, in this world of FREAKS I can not trust anyone. My words and thoughts are so valuable, that's why I decided to copyright the sound my shit makes when it drops in the toilet. I'm contemplating doing the same for the sound of asswipes on my gorgeous booty. You gotta admit, at 50, my behind still looks better than MJ's face. Anyway, today I went out with my JW friends. My foot hurts. Talk to you later book, diary, whateva. Until then, my name is Werner. (nono, I'm joking, it's Prince allright, but Werner makes me sound so much cooler.) | |
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