Sexually frustrated?

Reply #151 posted 01/22/09 8:37pm

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Mysterioso said:

Just so I don't get reprimanded for hijacking the thread and taking it off-topic, this is just a sample of how I act when I suffer from violet scrotum.

Ohhhhh, is that your problem. doh!

Po baby

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Reply #152 posted 01/22/09 8:37pm

Vendetta1	SCNDLS said: Vendetta1 said: Dude, you walked into the party and bumped the stereo. Needle scrapin' across the record an' shit. . . Come to the party empty handed and chit.
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Reply #153 posted 01/22/09 8:37pm

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Vendetta1 said:

SCNDLS said:

Needle scrapin' across the record an' shit. . . lol

Come to the party empty handed and chit. lol

But takin' home a gatdamn plate. neutral

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Reply #154 posted 01/22/09 8:40pm

Vendetta1	SCNDLS said: Vendetta1 said: Come to the party empty handed and chit. But takin' home a gatdamn plate.
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Reply #155 posted 01/22/09 8:46pm

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Vendetta1 said:

SCNDLS said:

But takin' home a gatdamn plate. neutral

Girl, true story:

For my 30th birthday I had a big party at my house and some dude that came with the friend of a friend of a friend who was obviously drunk actually fixed FOUR gatdamn plates and was walkin' out the door. I had to stop that fool when he cut half of my birthday cake and put it in some foil. hammer

You know I stopped his ass at the do' and was like, "Uh, no. I'll take that, thank you." no no no!

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Reply #156 posted 01/22/09 8:46pm

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SCNDLS said:

Vendetta1 said:

Maybe not. I expect the day after to be like this:

"Last night, Ivy was the man." lol

You know you did something right if you get high-fived or dapped up after. highfive

...or he serenades you at work...."SHE'S #1, SHE'S #1..."

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot)

the video for the above... evillol

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Reply #157 posted 01/22/09 8:48pm

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reneGade20 said:

SCNDLS said:

You know you did something right if you get high-fived or dapped up after. highfive

...or he serenades you at work...."SHE'S #1, SHE'S #1..."

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Reply #158 posted 01/22/09 8:54pm

Vendetta1

SCNDLS said:

Vendetta1 said:

You know I stopped his ass at the do' and was like, "Uh, no. I'll take that, thank you." no no no!

Trife.

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Reply #159 posted 01/22/09 8:55pm

Vendetta1	reneGade20 said: SCNDLS said: You know you did something right if you get high-fived or dapped up after. ...or he serenades you at work...."SHE'S #1, SHE'S #1..."
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Reply #160 posted 01/22/09 8:59pm

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Vendetta1 said:

reneGade20 said:

...or he serenades you at work...."SHE'S #1, SHE'S #1..."

Gade's wife must have a magical coochie cuz he be straight up worship

That's sweet tho. mushy

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Reply #161 posted 01/22/09 9:00pm

Vendetta1	SCNDLS said: Vendetta1 said: Gade's wife must have a magical coochie cuz he be straight up That's sweet tho. Hell Gade got it goin' on his damn self. I bet they make a hell of a pair.
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Reply #162 posted 01/22/09 9:09pm

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Vendetta1 said:

SCNDLS said:

Gade's wife must have a magical coochie cuz he be straight up worship

That's sweet tho. mushy

Hell Gade got it goin' on his damn self. I bet they make a hell of a pair.

AND...AND...AND...she can cook her ass off....authentic, N.O. creole food....

either that or its the picture in the shoe and the drawers buried in the back yard of her momma's house....mixed with a little bit of....

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot)

the video for the above... evillol

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Reply #163 posted 01/22/09 9:18pm

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ZombieKitten said:

Fauxie said:

You paint the most sorry picture. You've gotta be exaggerating surely. sad

it could be early menopause, but seriously, I'm happier than I was 2 years ago when I had a raging libido.

If you will, so will I

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Reply #164 posted 01/22/09 9:26pm

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this thread is hilarious! I actually read every post lol

If you will, so will I

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Reply #165 posted 01/22/09 9:42pm

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MsMisha319 said:

ltd022002 said:

I'm finding it hard 2 see that u're sexually frustrated! U don't need 2 use them on yourself.....U need someone 2 used them on U! Am I the only guy on here who hates 2 know the women on here are frustrated? Do anybody need a "Captain Lick-a-Clit"?

I wouldn't want my man to use a dildo on me. What's the point? He's got the good stuff right there shrug

Smooches;)

DP.

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Reply #166 posted 01/22/09 9:47pm

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JustErin said:

MsMisha319 said:

I wouldn't want my man to use a dildo on me. What's the point? He's got the good stuff right there shrug

Smooches;)

DP.

double penetration?

If you will, so will I

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Reply #167 posted 01/22/09 9:48pm

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thekidsgirl said:

JustErin said:

DP.

double penetration?

Oui.

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Reply #168 posted 01/22/09 9:50pm

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JustErin said:

thekidsgirl said:

double penetration?

Oui.

Hawt.

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Reply #169 posted 01/22/09 10:01pm

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thekidsgirl said:

JustErin said:

Oui.

Hawt.

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot)

the video for the above... evillol

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Reply #170 posted 01/22/09 10:05pm

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reneGade20 said:

thekidsgirl said:

Hawt.

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Reply #171 posted 01/22/09 10:06pm

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JustErin said:

reneGade20 said:

err....ummm....yeah....

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot)

the video for the above... evillol

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Reply #172 posted 01/22/09 10:13pm

violator	Never.
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Reply #173 posted 01/22/09 11:33pm

RenHoek

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JustErin said:

reneGade20 said:

you're the best...

A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon

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Reply #174 posted 01/23/09 6:28am

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RenHoek said:

JustErin said:

you're the best...

I am!

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Reply #175 posted 01/23/09 7:08am

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Vendetta1 said:

SCNDLS said:

Gade's wife must have a magical coochie cuz he be straight up worship

That's sweet tho. mushy

Hell Gade got it goin' on his damn self. I bet they make a hell of a pair.

Fa sho.

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Reply #176 posted 01/23/09 7:09am

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reneGade20 said:

Vendetta1 said:

Hell Gade got it goin' on his damn self. I bet they make a hell of a pair.

Oh, you musta ate her spaghetti then. stirthepot

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Reply #177 posted 01/23/09 7:10am

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JustErin said:

reneGade20 said:

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Reply #178 posted 01/23/09 7:17am

uPtoWnNY

JustErin said:

thekidsgirl said:

double penetration?

Oui.

You've done that???? eek

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Reply #179 posted 01/23/09 7:52am

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uPtoWnNY said:

JustErin said:

Oui.

You've done that???? eek

See that plug pic? Ya, like that. shrug

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