ZombieKitten said:

it's great having a low libido! now I don't even miss it any more

Fauxie said:

ZombieKitten said:

it's great having a low libido! now I don't even miss it any more

You paint the most sorry picture. You've gotta be exaggerating surely.

ltd022002 said:

MsMisha319 said:

I attended a toy party over the summer and I got a little toy. It's okay, but it's not something I care to use very often. it's just me and a toy No fun, no excitement.....eh...

Smooches;)

I'm finding it hard 2 see that u're sexually frustrated! U don't need 2 use them on yourself.....U need someone 2 used them on U! Am I the only guy on here who hates 2 know the women on here are frustrated? Do anybody need a "Captain Lick-a-Clit"?

ZombieKitten said:

Fauxie said:

You paint the most sorry picture. You've gotta be exaggerating surely.

it could be early menopause, but seriously, I'm happier than I was 2 years ago when I had a raging libido.

ZombieKitten said:

Fauxie said:

You paint the most sorry picture. You've gotta be exaggerating surely.

it could be early menopause, but seriously, I'm happier than I was 2 years ago when I had a raging libido.

MrsGoodnight said:

ZombieKitten said:

it could be early menopause, but seriously, I'm happier than I was 2 years ago when I had a raging libido.

A woman's libido is like a car, you have to take it out of the garage on a regular basis or the engine will seize up and the battery will go flat... you, my dear kitten have a flat battery...

Fauxie said:

ZombieKitten said:

it could be early menopause, but seriously, I'm happier than I was 2 years ago when I had a raging libido.

Early menopause, you're still in your 30s aren't you?

ZombieKitten said:

Fauxie said:

Early menopause, you're still in your 30s aren't you?

hence early

Fauxie said:

ZombieKitten said:

hence early

That's mental.

ZombieKitten said:

MrsGoodnight said:

A woman's libido is like a car, you have to take it out of the garage on a regular basis or the engine will seize up and the battery will go flat... you, my dear kitten have a flat battery...

and I don't care

MrsGoodnight said:

ZombieKitten said:

and I don't care

I'm sure that someone out there with an impressive set of jump-leads just waiting for you

Fauxie said:

MrsGoodnight said:

I'm sure that someone out there with an impressive set of jump-leads just waiting for you

She's happy. Why can't you just be happy for her?

MrsGoodnight said:

Fauxie said:

She's happy. Why can't you just be happy for her?

I am happy for her.. I was just stretching a metaphor to breaking point ok?!

MsMisha319 said:

ltd022002 said:

I'm finding it hard 2 see that u're sexually frustrated! U don't need 2 use them on yourself.....U need someone 2 used them on U! Am I the only guy on here who hates 2 know the women on here are frustrated? Do anybody need a "Captain Lick-a-Clit"?

I wouldn't want my man to use a dildo on me. What's the point? He's got the good stuff right there


Smooches;)

MrsGoodnight said:

ltd022002 said:

Maybe I should write a erotic story 4 those who are fustrated and maybe it will get some juices flowing!

Oh I wrote a couple of those... so rude they nearly melted my hard drive

Its not getting in the mood that's the problem... its finding a way of dealing with it that's the problem!

ltd022002 said:

MsMisha319 said:

I attended a toy party over the summer and I got a little toy. It's okay, but it's not something I care to use very often. it's just me and a toy No fun, no excitement.....eh...

Smooches;)

I'm finding it hard 2 see that u're sexually frustrated! U don't need 2 use them on yourself.....U need someone 2 used them on U! Am I the only guy on here who hates 2 know the women on here are frustrated? Do anybody need a "Captain Lick-a-Clit"?

ZombieKitten said:

MrsGoodnight said:

A woman's libido is like a car, you have to take it out of the garage on a regular basis or the engine will seize up and the battery will go flat... you, my dear kitten have a flat battery...

and I don't care

reneGade20 said:

MsMisha319 said:

I wouldn't want my man to use a dildo on me. What's the point? He's got the good stuff right there


Smooches;)

Hey...sometimes folks get tired...exhausted....so a little help from the bullpen comes in handy...no pun intended....

SCNDLS said:

ltd022002 said:

I'm finding it hard 2 see that u're sexually frustrated! U don't need 2 use them on yourself.....U need someone 2 used them on U! Am I the only guy on here who hates 2 know the women on here are frustrated? Do anybody need a "Captain Lick-a-Clit"?

"Captain Lick-a-Clit" I'm done.

But really, I don't ever feel "frustrated" even when I'm not getting it. I guess I'm in a place where I can take it or leave it.

Vendetta1 said:

SCNDLS said:

"Captain Lick-a-Clit" I'm done.

But really, I don't ever feel "frustrated" even when I'm not getting it. I guess I'm in a place where I can take it or leave it.

I'm only frustrated because I can't get to the motherfucker I want to break off.

SCNDLS said:

Vendetta1 said:

I'm only frustrated because I can't get to the motherfucker I want to break off.

Okay, now THAT is fruskratin'!

Vendetta1 said:

SCNDLS said:

Okay, now THAT is fruskratin'!

he is going to look like the motherfucker on the ceiling from Scary Movie when I get through with him.

SCNDLS said:

reneGade20 said:

Hey...sometimes folks get tired...exhausted....so a little help from the bullpen comes in handy...no pun intended....

ZombieKitten said:

Vendetta1 said:

he is going to look like the motherfucker on the ceiling from Scary Movie when I get through with him.

was that scene based on nightmare on elm street when johnny depp gets dragged around on the ceiling and it fills with blood?

Vendetta1 said:

SCNDLS said:

Okay, now THAT is fruskratin'!

he is going to look like the motherfucker on the ceiling from Scary Movie when I get through with him.

reneGade20 said:

SCNDLS said:

what?

Vendetta1 said:

SCNDLS said:

"Captain Lick-a-Clit" I'm done.

But really, I don't ever feel "frustrated" even when I'm not getting it. I guess I'm in a place where I can take it or leave it.

I'm only frustrated because I can't get to the motherfucker I want to break off.

SCNDLS said:

Vendetta1 said:

he is going to look like the motherfucker on the ceiling from Scary Movie when I get through with him.

Oh.my. Just make sure you stretch first, ain't nuthin' worse than a charlie horse when ya fuckin'.

Vendetta1 said:

SCNDLS said:

Oh.my. Just make sure you stretch first, ain't nuthin' worse than a charlie horse when ya fuckin'.

I hope he eats his Wheaties.