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PrintableMaybe I should write a erotic story 4 those who are fustrated  and maybe it will get some juices flowing! | |
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Nope! The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: Nope!
ewwwww....not you...Magnum | |
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ltd022002 said: Maybe I should write a erotic story 4 those who are fustrated
and maybe it will get some juices flowing!I think you should start it, and then all the frustrated folks could add to it, to properly give voice to their frustrations..... 
 He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
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mdiver said: FunkMistress said: Nope!
ewwwww....not you...Magnum Dude. Did you see his tits on the other thread??  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: mdiver said: ewwwww....not you...Magnum Dude. Did you see his tits on the other thread?? No, but Val warned me, hence i had to take a few weeks off just in case i stumbled across them | |
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mdiver said: FunkMistress said: Nope!
ewwwww....not you...Magnum Who is Magnum? | |
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ltd022002 said: mdiver said: ewwwww....not you...Magnum Who is Magnum? Jers | |
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FunkMistress said: mdiver said: ewwwww....not you...Magnum Dude. Did you see his tits on the other thread??  | |
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mdiver said: ltd022002 said: Who is Magnum? Jers Somebody said something about Magnum and man-tits and that just phuck'd up my mindstate. I think I neev a drink!  | |
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ltd022002 said: mdiver said: Jers Somebody said something about Magnum and man-tits and that just phuck'd up my mindstate. I think I neev a drink! He sported a classic magnum tache for a while.....to me he will always be magnum | |
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reneGade20 said: SCNDLS said:  
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Vendetta1 said: LiquidGold said: I didn't say it was better, but when I want to bust a nut, I bust it and I'm chill. Nothing to be frustrated over
It's the other person. I stopped watching porn and don't masturbate as much because I want the real thing. Hey.....Ivy ? Is that you ? With a new moniker ? It MUST be you ! " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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Vendetta1 said: LiquidGold said: I didn't say it was better, but when I want to bust a nut, I bust it and I'm chill. Nothing to be frustrated over
It's the other person. I stopped watching porn and don't masturbate as much because I want the real thing. Should be pretty easy for women to find a half decent person just for sex. I mean, if I were a woman, sexually frustrated, I wouldn´t hesitate and do something about it.You´re cool, no need to be frustrated. " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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LiquidGold said: Vendetta1 said: Yeah, that's way better than another human being.
I didn't say it was better, but when I want to bust a nut, I bust it and I'm chill. Nothing to be frustrated overSometimes, a real person can even be more frustrating.It all depends " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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KoolEaze said: Vendetta1 said: Sorry but I bust a nut and still am frustrated.
It's the other person. I stopped watching porn and don't masturbate as much because I want the real thing. Hey.....Ivy ? Is that you ? With a new moniker ? It MUST be you ! | |
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Vendetta1 said: KoolEaze said: [/b]
Damn, how could you tell? Hey.....Ivy ? Is that you ? With a new moniker ? It MUST be you ! Air banjo=Ivy  | |
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KoolEaze said: Vendetta1 said: Sorry but I bust a nut and still am frustrated.
It's the other person. I stopped watching porn and don't masturbate as much because I want the real thing. Should be pretty easy for women to find a half decent person just for sex. I mean, if I were a woman, sexually frustrated, I wouldn´t hesitate and do something about it.You´re cool, no need to be frustrated.
And you're sweet. 
Yeah, sex is relatively easy to find but I just don't want to sleep with just anyone. They have to be special to me and I to them. I could get a guy off in 2 minutes flat but if he doesn't care about me, I won't get off. | |
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SCNDLS said: SUPRMAN said: Your hands don't appeal to you? Well, being a man, ., . that's quite a concept. Generally speaking, I love my hands , but using them, or toys for that matter, to get myself off. . . just not something, I've ever gotten into or enjoyed.  I had a sex toy party a couple months ago for my girlfriends and I bought my first one, mostly as a courtesy to the consultant. I totally forgot about it til it arrived. I tried to use it once and never will again. Not enjoyable to me in the least, but you know, different "strokes" . . . I attended a toy party over the summer and I got a little toy. It's okay, but it's not something I care to use very often. it's just me and a toy  No fun, no excitement.....eh...
Smooches;) | |
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MsMisha319 said: SCNDLS said: Generally speaking, I love my hands , but using them, or toys for that matter, to get myself off. . . just not something, I've ever gotten into or enjoyed. I had a sex toy party a couple months ago for my girlfriends and I bought my first one, mostly as a courtesy to the consultant. I totally forgot about it til it arrived. I tried to use it once and never will again. Not enjoyable to me in the least, but you know, different "strokes" . . . I attended a toy party over the summer and I got a little toy. It's okay, but it's not something I care to use very often. it's just me and a toy No fun, no excitement.....eh...
Smooches;) | |
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All this talk about hands and sex toys....
I say ain't NOTHING like the real thing 
And to answer the ?uestion,,,,,nope  | |
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Vendetta1 said: KoolEaze said: [/b]
Damn, how could you tell? Hey.....Ivy ? Is that you ? With a new moniker ? It MUST be you ! Cuz I know you´re into some really hardcore porn
Seriously. Or at least you were. " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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I'm frustrated over the four kids living in our house.  | |
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KoolEaze said: Vendetta1 said: Damn, how could you tell?
Cuz I know you´re into some really hardcore porn
Seriously. Or at least you were.  Who, me? | |
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Vendetta1 said: KoolEaze said: Should be pretty easy for women to find a half decent person just for sex. I mean, if I were a woman, sexually frustrated, I wouldn´t hesitate and do something about it.You´re cool, no need to be frustrated.
And you're sweet.
Yeah, sex is relatively easy to find but I just don't want to sleep with just anyone. They have to be special to me and I to them. I could get a guy off in 2 minutes flat but if he doesn't care about me, I won't get off. You know I already told you to come over here to my place. I´ll cook for you, we can eat fruits,drink Turkish tea and watch some porn. " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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ltd022002 said: Maybe I should write a erotic story 4 those who are fustrated
and maybe it will get some juices flowing!Oh I wrote a couple of those... so rude they nearly melted my hard drive 
Its not getting in the mood that's the problem... its finding a way of dealing with it that's the problem! I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe.. www.KerrysCakes.org.uk | |
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KoolEaze said: Vendetta1 said: Are you offering? I am visiting Europe soon.
And you're sweet.
Yeah, sex is relatively easy to find but I just don't want to sleep with just anyone. They have to be special to me and I to them. I could get a guy off in 2 minutes flat but if he doesn't care about me, I won't get off. You know I already told you to come over here to my place. I´ll cook for you, we can eat fruits,drink Turkish tea and watch some porn.
What'll we after porn? Talk? | |
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MrsGoodnight said: ltd022002 said: Maybe I should write a erotic story 4 those who are fustrated
and maybe it will get some juices flowing!Oh I wrote a couple of those... so rude they nearly melted my hard drive
Its not getting in the mood that's the problem... its finding a way of dealing with it that's the problem! And ow do u suggest "We" deal with that problem? | |
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MsMisha319 said: SCNDLS said: Generally speaking, I love my hands , but using them, or toys for that matter, to get myself off. . . just not something, I've ever gotten into or enjoyed. I had a sex toy party a couple months ago for my girlfriends and I bought my first one, mostly as a courtesy to the consultant. I totally forgot about it til it arrived. I tried to use it once and never will again. Not enjoyable to me in the least, but you know, different "strokes" . . . I attended a toy party over the summer and I got a little toy. It's okay, but it's not something I care to use very often. it's just me and a toy No fun, no excitement.....eh...
Smooches;) I'm finding it hard 2 see that u're sexually frustrated! U don't need 2 use them on yourself.....U need someone 2 used them on U! Am I the only guy on here who hates 2 know the women on here are frustrated? Do anybody need a "Captain Lick-a-Clit"? | |
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Vendetta1 said: reneGade20 said: I'm...I mean he's not dead....just passed out from the excitement.... 
 he looked very dead to me too | |
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