Who would you like/not like and why?


I would like Ace as I think he would let me go for 4 hour lunch breaks and only turn up when I felt like it, as long as I listened to Bruce Springclean, watched the odd Woody Allen movie and sent him a funny email once a month.


And 2the9s, I am the boss of.


You?

Cloudbuster said:

You're fired.

I prefer to restrict nightmares to my sleeping hours.

LleeLlee said:

LleeLlee said:

Possibly, but the new Springclean album would not be sufficient, as it sucks donkey balls (see my recent posts on the matter). Actually, his first five albums wouldn't count, either. Or anything after The Rising. But if you listened to the others, we might be able to talk turkey. As for the Woodman, nothing prior to Love and Death is permissible (bonus points for any Mia-era flicks). Save the "funny" emails; there's only so many Benny Hill YouTube links I can stand.







I would like JessieJ as my boss, so we could discuss Big Brother and DListed instead of working. Or roodboi (we'd just listen to Howard all morning). Or Jers - we could talk Curb Your Enthusiasm. 9s would be good, 'cause he digs Norm. But - if you're his boss - no amount of Norm talk could make that tolerable.

Just to clarify...acceptable Bruce Springclean albums:

Nebraska
Born in the U.S.A.
Tunnel of Love
Human Touch*
Lucky Town*
The Ghost of Tom Joad
The Rising

*Bonus points for these

Preferred Woody Allen flicks (in no particular order):

Stardust Memories
Zelig
The Purple Rose of Cairo
Crimes and Misdemeanors
Alice
Shadows & Fog
Husbands and Wives
Deconstructing Harry
Celebrity

I'll expect a report on my desk first thing in the morning.

Genesia said:

Ba doom tis!

Cloudbuster said:

Oh, look what the cat dragged in :oohmrs:

Genesia said:

Shame that, I was thinking a kind of waking nightmare scenario, not unlike Bosch's Hell.

PEJ said:

Good to see you Pej

Ace said:

This just takes the biscuit. I haven't sent you a Benny Hill link for at least a week. Some Americans ( yes you) think all we do is watch Benny Hill 24/7

jami0mckay said:

LleeLlee said:

I imagine Charlotte would be a cool boss who would bring in cakes and let everyone wear casual clothes on Fridays.

I imagine Dan would end up on Watchdog.

jami0mckay said:

Yes. Or do you mean Crimewatch?

LleeLlee said:

sorry I meant Autumnwatch.

jami0mckay said:

I respectfully disagree young Jamie, I think you mean the Jeremy Kyle show.

LleeLlee said:

I beg to differ lovely LleeLlee, if I'm not mistaken I actually meant Loose Women.

jami0mckay said:

yes, those hormonal women. He would love it.

Carriempls - would let everyone go early on a Friday but would have a rota system for reception with no exceptions

Imago - would run the company into the ground but with a soundtrack of the Benny Hill theme

Ocean - would encourage 'team building' away days

Cloudbuster - would encourage 'team boffing' away days

Anxiety - would have end of the week pop quizzes with quinoi based prizes

jami0mckay said:

If they were, I would be asking "Can I go shoe shopping after lunch?"

oh and yes I am..

jami0mckay said:

LleeLlee said:

Um, I beg to differ:

Ace said:

Now you're impersonating an American. I've seen it all now.

LleeLlee said:

i just want to say if Imago is my boss i am NOT removing the cat hair from his person, no matter where it gets stuck

And now... who's the boss?