Apparently, SIRIUS XM's Gay channel has an advice show where the hosts answer the calls with, "What's your gay problem?" (Howard now wants to answer all calls on his show this way ).

I thought I'd offer a forum where orgers without SIRIUS can tell us their gay problems and, hopefully, other orgers can gay-solve them for them.

Mostly, I am just hoping for an Anx/cborgman rankfest.

I see I'm off your list

Anyway, my gay problem are too many to list

I'm not gay, but I don't understand much about cats.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You're at the top of my list. I just didn't recall you piling on the past diss-downs.

Hey, I didn't orgNote those dudes that tickets were going on sale for their favourite artist.

RodeoSchro said:

This is a judgement call. I'm gonna defer to the experts.

i have no gay problem.

Ace said:

You definitely have a trump card



Let me think of something I want to complain about and I'll be back

Ace said:

Well, I'd better leave that subject alone, or this thread will get locked. It seems cats enjoy special protection here on the org!

right now, lack of sleep is my gay problem and people accusing me of being a rapist cause i cussed a bytch for disrespecting me for the second time about my daughter and her lovely angel no-attention-getting son of a boyfriend.

RodeoSchro said:

sea cats seem to have special priveleges

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Yes, I noticed that! Perhaps I should have asked dogs what they don't understand about SEA cats.

Anxiety said:

This from a guy who's obsessed with Xanadu.

You are a gay problem.

Ok, this is an interpretation issue - is this for gay people with problem, or are certain kinds of problems considered gay?
Either way, I don't think I have one.

i thought it was for people to call in and have gay people solve their problems.

horatio said:

Then... I still don't have one.

RodeoSchro said:

Cats are Satan's spawn. Go ahead - ban me!

wow, is it me or has there been a lot of "gay" talk on the org lately? The Ne-yo threads have had me in a dizzy spell lately. Gay this, gay that. Obviously if you're gay, you are happy.

Teacher said:

I think we have our first gay problem!

Ace said:

And there it is, I contributed! I think.

myfavorite said:

Why are you not sleeping and how does cussing a bytch make you a rapist?

horatio said:

I don't believe that's how it works on SIRIUS, but let's not let that get in the way of our work here.

Ace said:

it could be worse. i could be obsessed with xanadu and angel dust.

Teacher said:

Unless your gay problem is that you don't have a gay problem that you feel is solvable by gay people.

missfee said:

Is this a pun? Or do you mean that the gay people on the org must be happy that there has been so much gay talk on the org lately?

And is it a gay problem that I can't tell?

Ace said:

We are truly Brothers Under the Bridge.

Ace said:

no, it wasn't meant to be sarcastic.

Anxiety said:

It can always be worse. But surely we shouldn't let this stand in the way of gay problem solving, should we? Or is this your way of bringing up your doing-angel-dust-while-watching-Xanadu addiction with an ironic cloak of protection?

Ace,
you can straighten out the problem,
but you can't straighten out the gay.

RodeoSchro said: