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CarrieLee said: roodboi said: I hope your clit rots off... It might if she continues to try these gross lubes! What would make you want to buy a bubble gum flavored lube? Gross! 
Astroglide works pretty well when you're in a pinch...or in the ocean  Yeah, saltwater is shit for lube "be glad that you are free, many a man is not" | |
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I've used everything from spit to baby oil to Rebalancer (for all you hair hoppers).
Jergens burned..... MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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JustErin said: CarrieLee said: Well it was misleading, hooker! Whats the matter, all dried up from old age or what? Just cuz you need to lube your grand canyon doesn't mean that everyone else does. It's not for 'the penis in the vagina' sex. It was for other stuff....like you know, a good old fashioned boob fuck...oh wait, of course you wouldn't know about that kinda thing, you need boobs to be able to do that. 
Shit bitch, if you have as much sex as you claim to be having then you are the Gulf of Mexico next to my Grand Canyon! And well, you got me on the boob part. | |
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CarrieLee said: JustErin said: Just cuz you need to lube your grand canyon doesn't mean that everyone else does. It's not for 'the penis in the vagina' sex. It was for other stuff....like you know, a good old fashioned boob fuck...oh wait, of course you wouldn't know about that kinda thing, you need boobs to be able to do that.
Shit bitch, if you have as much sex as you claim to be having then you are the Gulf of Mexico next to my Grand Canyon! And well, you got me on the boob part. | |
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CarrieLee said: JustErin said: Just cuz you need to lube your grand canyon doesn't mean that everyone else does. It's not for 'the penis in the vagina' sex. It was for other stuff....like you know, a good old fashioned boob fuck...oh wait, of course you wouldn't know about that kinda thing, you need boobs to be able to do that.
Shit bitch, if you have as much sex as you claim to be having then you are the Gulf of Mexico next to my Grand Canyon! And well, you got me on the boob part.  This is gettin' good....
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
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JustErin said: Fauxie said: Did you puke on his cock?
No. Guess I'll never live that Doritos story down, eh? what is this doritos story...I wanna hear! | |
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BobGeorge909 said: JustErin said:
No. Guess I'll never live that Doritos story down, eh? what is this doritos story...I wanna hear! No. Trust me. You don't. | |
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JustErin said: BobGeorge909 said: what is this doritos story...I wanna hear! No. Trust me. You don't. And I thought I was the only one on here who watches that show! | |
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ltd022002 said: JustErin said: No. Trust me. You don't. And I thought I was the only one on here who watches that show!  | |
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JustErin said: ltd022002 said: And I thought I was the only one on here who watches that show! back to the Doritos....what happened?!?!?! This has got to be good. Dont be embarrased...we all got our "sob" stories. Which is why I wanna hear this one...hopefulle make me feel better about my own. | |
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also...did u notice that said product were NOT tested on animals....how would they have tested them LOL! | |
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BobGeorge909 said: JustErin said: back to the Doritos....what happened?!?!?! This has got to be good. Dont be embarrased...we all got our "sob" stories. Which is why I wanna hear this one...hopefulle make me feel better about my own. It's nothing really, I'm not embarrassed as I have already told the story on here. Doritos + throat fucking = not cool There is more to it but that's basically the moral of the story. | |
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JustErin said: BobGeorge909 said: back to the Doritos....what happened?!?!?! This has got to be good. Dont be embarrased...we all got our "sob" stories. Which is why I wanna hear this one...hopefulle make me feel better about my own. It's nothing really, I'm not embarrassed as I have already told the story on here. Doritos + throat fucking = not cool There is more to it but that's basically the moral of the story.    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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JustErin said: BobGeorge909 said: back to the Doritos....what happened?!?!?! This has got to be good. Dont be embarrased...we all got our "sob" stories. Which is why I wanna hear this one...hopefulle make me feel better about my own. It's nothing really, I'm not embarrassed as I have already told the story on here. Doritos + throat fucking = not cool There is more to it but that's basically the moral of the story. Dorito breath.....:vomit: MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: JustErin said: It's nothing really, I'm not embarrassed as I have already told the story on here. Doritos + throat fucking = not cool There is more to it but that's basically the moral of the story. Dorito breath.....:vomit: Seriously, it was like 4 chips. I needed to take a pill with food and made the mistake of eating a handful of chips. Big mistake. | |
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JustErin said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Dorito breath.....:vomit: Seriously, it was like 4 chips. I needed to take a pill with food and made the mistake of eating a handful of chips. Big mistake.
I've never heard the story so I'm imagining different scenarios of what happened I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: JustErin said: Seriously, it was like 4 chips. I needed to take a pill with food and made the mistake of eating a handful of chips. Big mistake.
I've never heard the story so I'm imagining different scenarios of what happened
Like I said it was not cool. | |
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JustErin said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Dorito breath.....:vomit: Seriously, it was like 4 chips. I needed to take a pill with food and made the mistake of eating a handful of chips. Big mistake. Poor baby!!!! Don't you hate it when the guy starts pushing your head down..... MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: JustErin said: Seriously, it was like 4 chips. I needed to take a pill with food and made the mistake of eating a handful of chips. Big mistake. Poor baby!!!! Don't you hate it when the guy starts pushing your head down..... Actually, no. I like it. A lot. Just not with having anything to eat recently. | |
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JustErin said: BobGeorge909 said: back to the Doritos....what happened?!?!?! This has got to be good. Dont be embarrased...we all got our "sob" stories. Which is why I wanna hear this one...hopefulle make me feel better about my own. It's nothing really, I'm not embarrassed as I have already told the story on here. Doritos + throat fucking = not cool There is more to it but that's basically the moral of the story. made me laugh out loud...AWESOME! I bet U never dare to mix dorito breath and dick breath again! It's ALL good. I got my OWN nut in my OWN eye one time on accident. Mind u...that was NOT where I was aiming. So I dont know where the doritos ended up...but I don't think it was your OWN eye! | |
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I wouldn't complain if one of my sexpartners throw up on my dick. Hey its like hitting more than one bird with the same stone. You get both a blowjob, and some snacks delivered directly to your bed
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JustErin said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Poor baby!!!! Don't you hate it when the guy starts pushing your head down..... Actually, no. I like it. A lot. Just not with having anything to eat recently. Hahhahhahahaa!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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BobGeorge909 said: JustErin said: It's nothing really, I'm not embarrassed as I have already told the story on here. Doritos + throat fucking = not cool There is more to it but that's basically the moral of the story. made me laugh out loud...AWESOME! I bet U never dare to mix dorito breath and dick breath again! It's ALL good. I got my OWN nut in my OWN eye one time on accident. Mind u...that was NOT where I was aiming. So I dont know where the doritos ended up...but I don't think it was your OWN eye! I don't eat after 7pm for this very reason. | |
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DrJekyll said: I wouldn't complain if one of my sexpartners throw up on my dick. Hey its like hitting more than one bird with the same stone. You get both a blowjob, and some snacks delivered directly to your bed
Ew. | |
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BobGeorge909 said: JustErin said: It's nothing really, I'm not embarrassed as I have already told the story on here. Doritos + throat fucking = not cool There is more to it but that's basically the moral of the story. made me laugh out loud...AWESOME! I bet U never dare to mix dorito breath and dick breath again! It's ALL good. I got my OWN nut in my OWN eye one time on accident. Mind u...that was NOT where I was aiming. So I dont know where the doritos ended up...but I don't think it was your OWN eye! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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JustErin said: DrJekyll said: I wouldn't complain if one of my sexpartners throw up on my dick. Hey its like hitting more than one bird with the same stone. You get both a blowjob, and some snacks delivered directly to your bed
Ew. Come on, you know you love it The Doctor will see you now | |
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DrJekyll said: JustErin said: Ew. Come on, you know you love it I do not love puke and puke related events. | |
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DrJekyll said: JustErin said: Ew. Come on, you know you love it Fucking weirdo. | |
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Fauxie said: DrJekyll said: Come on, you know you love it Fucking weirdo. Indeed I am  The Doctor will see you now | |
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