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Women, please feel free to clarify for the men

Bring it!

CarrieLee said:

see, we have someone who is very willing to clarify!

I was gonna throw out that whole toilet seat up or down business that ladies are always getting worked up over but then I realized I sit too, cuz I'm lazy...

no issue here...

RenHoek said:

RenHoek said:

My brother flipped the script on my sister and accused of her of being inconsiderate by not leaving the seat up for him when she is done!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

nice...

I live with my wife and 2 daughters... like I ever had a choice (read chance)...

RenHoek said:

The women are way outnumbered by the men in the house. Like 4 to 1

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

what's with all the woman threads lately?

1. Turn on light.

2. Enter washroom.

3. Flip up or down whatever you need to do your business.

4. Do your business.

5. Put down the seat AND the lid.

6. Close door

7. Turn off light.

(Feng Shui, y'all!)

It would have been a lot easier and shorter to pose the question "Men, what DO you understand about women?"

markpeg said:

Yes!! The lid must be down or microscopic nasties get on everything!

Sowhat said:

RenHoek said:

I live with my wife and three daughters so putting down the toilet seat is now a habit for me. I don't even have to think about it.

Sowhat said:

How much is that SoWhat in the window?
The kind with the beautiful tail.....

What I don't understand about women is why they gossip so much.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

markpeg said:

Okay, there's your first mistake. Who wants to turn on the light in the middle of the night? You turn on the light, you're awake. I mean...really awake.

The seat needs to be down so that when you go in the middle of the night, you don't have to turn on the light to avoid falling in if the seat is up.

markpeg said:

I don't get this either.

Genesia said:

I turn on the light in the middle of the night because I stand up to pee and I need to see the bowl.

markpeg said:

That's your problem. Sit and you won't need a light.

Genesia said:

Ooooh. You wear pants don't you?

markpeg said:

from now on just piss all over the floor and when she bitches about it ask if it's OK to turn on the light so you can hit the bowl

women should have to go outside and pee

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

LOL!

Sowhat said:

ummm... but that question is a thread killer and there's no fun in that...

RenHoek said:

He's just trying to avoid typing his fingers to nubs

JustErin said:

Because its fun

Harlepolis said:

I understand

I try not to be evil about it and only when someone deserves it

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

OH I will gossip, honey ain't no shame in my game.

Of course I don't take it as a habit though,,,,because I'm a firm believer of karma and I know how cruel that bitch gets when she turns the table

And not to mention, I try to be the positive influence among the gossip bunch