I am in an awful, rotten, foul mood. I don't want to be. Cheer me up!

Please...

whats brown and lives in a tree?














a stick


sorry- its all ive got

^^^




That is really, really bad. But, thanks for the hug. I'll take those any day.

hokie said:

yw

heres another one

Hope you feel better.


This made me laugh hard today:

http://www.hulu.com/watch...er-and-son

rushing07 said:

Well, that is a hell of a way to come out of the closet.



Thanks.

To those who posted here...thank you.


To the rest of you thanks!





















For nothing.

Have you seen this one?

http://www.hulu.com/watch...ody-fuzion



I'm Donna M

hokie-dokie, study hard so you can come and see me in DC
I will not be accepting any last minute piking because you feel you didn't study enough yet.
Not trying to cheer you up, just warning you!!!!
On the other hand, I know that meeting me will elevate you to a state of bliss, THAT should cheer you up just thinking about it

ohhh here....

ZombieKitten said:

It does dear.


I have a much easier semester this time. I don't forsee any problems. I already told my mom she's got babysitting duty that weekend.

peb319 said:

hokie said:

I already gave you the revised dates, didn't I

ZombieKitten said:

The beginning of May right?

Why is winnie the pooh named winnie the pooh?

Because winnie the shit was already taken.

kpowers said:

Try again.

hokie said:

A turkey is in a foul mood

hokie said:

here are a few jokes..


If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. ( )


Success is a relative term .. It brings so many relatives.


My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right
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kpowers said:

Flowers2 said:

The last two are funny!

And my passport picture is

Had THIS thread not been locked, you'd be rolling on the floor in uncontrollable laughter!

http://prince.org/msg/100/294665

I don't really know any jokes Jill...but I can give you a Hope that helps.

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy.

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

hokie said:

No it's your turn

I can't laugh or try and make anyone laugh. I'm frustrated.

hokie said:

hokie said:

hokie said:

that passport joke, I read that somewhere... .. you could never take a bad picture
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