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PrintableTheMightyCelestial said: Ace,
you can straighten out the problem, but you can't straighten out the gay. Okay, I'm lost.  | |
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Ace said: Anxiety said: it could be worse. i could be obsessed with xanadu and angel dust.  It can always be worse. But surely we shouldn't let this stand in the way of gay problem solving, should we? Or is this your way of bringing up your doing-angel-dust-while-watching-Xanadu addiction with an ironic cloak of protection?  oh my god, i'm breaking out in a rash: ironic cloaks of protection are SO "8-sided dice".  | |
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Anxiety said: Ace said: It can always be worse. But surely we shouldn't let this stand in the way of gay problem solving, should we? Or is this your way of bringing up your doing-angel-dust-while-watching-Xanadu addiction with an ironic cloak of protection? oh my god, i'm breaking out in a rash: ironic cloaks of protection are SO "8-sided dice". Is that a Dungeons & Dragons reference? If so, it reminds me of Norm MacDonald's joke about bringing together both geeks and nerds.  | |
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TheMightyCelestial said: Ace,
you can straighten out the problem, but you can't straighten out the gay.
Do these things just come to you immediately? | |
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Ace said: myfavorite said: right now, lack of sleep is my gay problem and people accusing me of being a rapist cause i cussed a bytch for disrespecting me for the second time about my daughter and her lovely angel no-attention-getting son of a boyfriend.
Why are you not sleeping and how does cussing a bytch make you a rapist? first of all that aint funny, second, cause she's a fuckin retard and third, .....nothing. THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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oh, yeah, my other gay problem is that i like a straight dude....  THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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Ace said: Anxiety said: 
i have no gay problem.  This from a guy who's obsessed with Xanadu. You are a gay problem. "What's 'non-sequitur' mean? Do I look it up in a Fag-to-English dictionary?" | |
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myfavorite said: Ace said: Why are you not sleeping and how does cussing a bytch make you a rapist? first of all that aint funny, second, cause she's a fuckin retard and third, .....nothing. Didn't mean to be funny (should've put quotation marks around "[cussing] a bytch"). I'm still lost, though. | |
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myfavorite said: oh, yeah, my other gay problem is that i like a straight dude....
Now, that's a gay problem (I think  )!
Who here wants to take the ball* on this one? *This cannot be a gay pun unless Lance Armstrong comes into the equation. | |
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horatio said: i thought it was for people to call in and have gay people solve their problems.
no, no, that's a show called "Queer eye for a Straight Guy"... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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RenHoek said: horatio said: i thought it was for people to call in and have gay people solve their problems.
no, no, that's a show called "Queer eye for a Straight Guy"... | |
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Cloudbuster said: Is this your gay problem, the person you are asking to solve it, or did I take a wrong turn into the "Post a beauty shot of Imago!" thread? | |
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Ace said: Cloudbuster said: Is this your gay problem, the person you are asking to solve it, or did I take a wrong turn into the "Post a beauty shot of Imago!" thread? That's the one.  | |
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My gay problem is that other gays don't like me. What's wrong? See, I pretty...
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Where do I begin..... MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Where do I begin.....
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nevermind, that's too much [Edited 1/14/09 8:52am] | |
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Cloudbuster said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Where do I begin.....
He's taken. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I'm trying to decide what color feather boa to wear to the Richard Simmons book signing in San Francisco. I also thinking of bringing him a gift of either pot-puri or a Dolly Parton CD. Hmm I wonder if there is a Starbucks nearby where I can get a Pommegranite Frapuccino. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Anxiety said:
i have no gay problem. I think you do. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Cloudbuster said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Where do I begin.....
Begins AND ends right there! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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My Gay problem is that many of them (also here on the org) are beautiful and they don't want ME!  The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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Cloudbuster said: What are you doing with a shirtless and young Imago picture. I would say this is a problem. Unless, Dan has one of you too, then I'd say you're even steven. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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HowComeYouDontCallme said: My Gay problem is that many of them (also here on the org) are beautiful and they don't want ME!
Welcome to my world honey. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: HowComeYouDontCallme said: My Gay problem is that many of them (also here on the org) are beautiful and they don't want ME!
Welcome to my world honey.  But you're cute too!! And sweet.. Come to Amsterdam again.. I bet Herman will introduce you to some nice guys 
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HowComeYouDontCallme said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Welcome to my world honey. But you're cute too!! And sweet.. Come to Amsterdam again.. I bet Herman will introduce you to some nice guys
Well thank you, but you're wayyyy to kind. Oh and don't get me wrong, I did get lucky in Amsterdam. 7 times to be exact. That's not the problem. It's finding a person of quality. A keeper, if you will. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: HowComeYouDontCallme said: But you're cute too!! And sweet.. Come to Amsterdam again.. I bet Herman will introduce you to some nice guys
Well thank you, but you're wayyyy to kind. Oh and don't get me wrong, I did get lucky in Amsterdam. 7 times to be exact. That's not the problem. It's finding a person of quality. A keeper, if you will. 7 times??? 
And I know what you mean.. the person of quality.. I want one of those myself The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: HowComeYouDontCallme said: But you're cute too!! And sweet.. Come to Amsterdam again.. I bet Herman will introduce you to some nice guys
Well thank you, but you're wayyyy to kind. Oh and don't get me wrong, I did get lucky in Amsterdam. 7 times to be exact. That's not the problem. It's finding a person of quality. A keeper, if you will. In the US. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Well thank you, but you're wayyyy to kind. Oh and don't get me wrong, I did get lucky in Amsterdam. 7 times to be exact. That's not the problem. It's finding a person of quality. A keeper, if you will. In the US. Deep down in my soul I believe that my person is somewhere abroad. Spain, England? I don't know. But that's just metaphysical mumbo jumbo of mine. [Edited 1/14/09 10:48am] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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