A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've
heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book,
closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk
about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "Since you are a
Negro, do you think that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is
qualified for the job?" and he smiles.
"OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But
let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the
same stuff - grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why
do you suppose that is?"
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel
qualified to discuss President Barak Obama... when you don't know shit?"