Mach said:

If you think about it, a penis is just a cervical extrovert I never knew what one looked like before and now I'm more afraid than ever

lol and some of these mutha fuckas talkin like they got huge ass cocks are usually the microscopic tweezer bitches

PANDURITO said:

DAM!...I just about choked on my milk....

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

oh my damn .. on that picture
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MoniGram said:

lol yeah, cause some of the posts in here got me scared of child birth

lol hokie .. for vagina ed lol..

Flowers2 said:

I was done with childbirth when I saw an episiotomy in 11th grade health class and then when I was holding my homegirl's leg up during childbirth.

hokie said:

when I was pregnant with maxie I was booked in for a c-section and was praying to go into labour earlier so I wouldn't have to have surgery. The doc suggested a strip and sweep of the membranes. Sure I said. It hurt so much I nearly punched him.
"Membrane sweeping is done by your midwife or doctor. While internally examining you, she will simply "sweep" a finger around your cervix (neck of your womb). The aim is to separate the membranes around your baby from your cervix. This releases hormones called prostaglandins, which may kick-start your labour.
A membrane sweep can be uncomfortable as the cervix is often difficult to reach before labour begins. Some women find the procedure painful so you may want to try out your breathing techniques to help your relax while it's being done. There may also be some slight "spotting" of blood and irregular contractions immediately afterwards."

I was readin my wife's Cosmopolitan Magazine. A few months back and they did the subject.

Nice read.


"Am I Tight Enough?"



The worry: "I'm not sure I'm tight enough down there."

The reality: All vaginas aren't created equal...but they're not far off. While guys may notice slight differences, it's nothing worth stressing about since the variation is so minuscule. And if he does feel like he has extra room down there, it's almost certainly because he's on the small side.

Worried that you'll become loose from too much use? "The vagina has a lot of elasticity and won't become stretched out from sexual activity," explains Ian Kerner, PhD, author of Passionista: The Empowered Woman's Guide to Pleasuring a Man. In fact, the only thing that can stretch you out is having a baby...and even that's minor.

To deal with what you may perceive as a lack of tightness, contract and release your pelvic-floor muscles — the ones you use to hold in pee — at random times during the day. Then when you're having sex, tighten them as he thrusts. You'll both find that you feel tighter, and you may even have a more intense orgasm. Or try this position to create more friction: Lie on your side with your thighs together, and have him enter you from behind.


I'm glad that's solved.

SCNDLS said:

my aunt in Florida said something to me and it had a lasting effect on me.. she said giving birth is the closest thing to death ... I never forgot that.. lol

Flowers2 said:

Forget that. I'm scuuurred

Ottensen said:

what did she have to compare it to? has she nearly died too?

If I had the choice between climbing Mt Fuji or giving birth tomorrow, I'd rather give birth

ZombieKitten said:

If I had the choice between kayaking across the Pacific or giving birth, I'd rather jetski across the Atlantic

BlueZebra said:

yeah, but that would take AGES my last kid was out within an hour!

Flowers2 said:

Yes, and used to be wasn't childbirth one of the leading causes of death in women?

During childbirth, the cervix dialates, right?

As far as during sex, you know, I have never really thought about it!

But I think this it is sweet supafunky wants to know these things. I just think it is very endearing that he asked.

P.S. My pap smears do not hurt me.(Sorry for bringing this up.) Don't doctors scrape the cervix for this? I have never experienced any pain whether at the doctor for my annual or in other situations! Sometimes maybe some soreness.. but not so much pain.
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lascantas said:

I do too, actually. There's a kind of child like wonder in the question that I find incredibly endearing as well. That's our Supa for ya

lascantas said:

There's a certain hormone or sumtin in semen that can induce dialation

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

But here's a sorta silly counter question for you:

You know how sometimes people experiment with drugs just to see what the experience is like?

I wondered is it at all unreasonable to ask if a gay man would experiment with a, um vagina, just for the sake of learning about the the feeling and experience of it. Purely technical, like, "okay, let's fluff, lubricate, then insert" just as some weird experiment akin to, oh I don't know, doing mushrooms and lying in the park as a high schooler?

The idea wouldn't be about determining or confirming sexuality in any way, rather than "what the heck is that like", and then being able to make informed deduction, analysis, and opinions once you've actually had the experience

BlueZebra said:

prostaglandin isn't it?

Flowers2 said:

Child birth is not that bad.

BlueZebra said:

Go back and read your post. You were talking about the uterus, we were talking about the cervix.

MoniGram said:

I didn't think so

some do though

see Supa,

The punany is like that space in between the sofa cushions, you'd be surprised the things you can stick, lose and find in there.

MagnificentVoodoo said:

like spare change and lint!

JasmineFire said:

remote controls, car keys, bottle tops, shoes, ect...

MagnificentVoodoo said:

or someone else's dick.

pplrain said:

EmeraldSkies said:

It also looks like a monster the Power Rangers would have fought

ZombieKitten said:

yes.


it has a nutty flavour

ZombieKitten said:

her experience wasn't good.. and alot of women's experiences are good in child birth, some others aren't ...