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Who doesn't love a good random-object-stuck-in-someone's-asshole story? From perezhilton.com:
SHOCKED surgeons were forced to use their imagination after operating on woman with a huge can of hairspray stuck in her bum.
Mirela Gradinaru, 37, arrived at the clinic in Arad, western Romania, in agony, begging docs to help. But she refused to tell surgeons how the can came to be lodged in her rear even after a successful operation dislodged the canister. ‘ This was not just a little can of deodorant, this was a massive can of hairspray ’ Mirandolina Prisca, a doctor at the clinic, explained: "We had X-rays done to localise the object and then we carried out the operation. The patient was fine after it. "She was very embarrassed. She was clearly in a lot of pain, however it got there." "This was not just a little can of deodorant, this was a massive can of hairspray," said one hospital worker. And perhaps unsurprisingly the docs never got to the bottom of this medical mystery! | |
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always use something with a base so that way you don't lose it. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
authentic power is service- Pope Francis | |
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Ace said: got to the bottom
har har! | |
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ehuffnsd said: always use something with a base so that way you don't lose it.
And preferably something without small, jagged metal and plastic parts.  [Edited 1/9/09 10:34am] | |
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Maybe she was trying to do an inside job on her hairy butt. | |
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ArielB said: Maybe she was trying to do an inside job on her hairy butt.
part of her wash and set? | |
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ehuffnsd said: always use something with a base so that way you don't lose it.
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..in the fuck?!?!?!? | |
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  Life Sexy | |
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DanceWme said: ..in the fuck?!?!?!?
No. In the BUTT. | |
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I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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ArielB said: DanceWme said: ..in the fuck?!?!?!?
No. In the BUTT. oooooh im slow. | |
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Does anyone remember the video where a couple is sitting in a restaurant and the guy says "there's something I want to tell you." and then starts singing "I wanna fuck you in the ass."
Can anyone help me find it? | |
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Has everyone alread heard the story (urban myth???) about the vacationing couple whose hotel room was burglarized...then when they developed their roll of film back home, there was a picture of their toothbrushes stuck up the burglar's ass? By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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the one who had it last night. THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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HAHAHAH!!!! OUCH!!!!
An old acquaintance of mine had a huge dildo stuck up there, he went to the hospital and came back with the xrays. Yes, this is first hand, not a friend of a friend of a friend. My cousin is a security guard at the County Hospital. They brought in a guy with I think a beer stuck up there. The guy was drunk off of his mind when he came in to emergency. This was like 2 months ago. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: HAHAHAH!!!! OUCH!!!!
An old acquaintance of mine had a huge dildo stuck up there, he went to the hospital and came back with the xrays. Yes, this is first hand, not a friend of a friend of a friend. My cousin is a security guard at the County Hospital. They brought in a guy with I think a beer stuck up there. The guy was drunk off of his mind when he came in to emergency. This was like 2 months ago. I believe you. My cousin is an emergency room nurse in Boston, and she told me her team has had to recover all sorts of things... from all sorts of places; things like vegetables, screwdrivers, small bottles, even -- I swear -- Lego figures! Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: HAHAHAH!!!! OUCH!!!!
An old acquaintance of mine had a huge dildo stuck up there, he went to the hospital and came back with the xrays. Yes, this is first hand, not a friend of a friend of a friend. My cousin is a security guard at the County Hospital. They brought in a guy with I think a beer stuck up there. The guy was drunk off of his mind when he came in to emergency. This was like 2 months ago. I believe you. My cousin is an emergency room nurse in Boston, and she told me her team has had to recover all sorts of things... from all sorts of places; things like vegetables, screwdrivers, small bottles, even -- I swear -- Lego figures!  at LEGOS!!!!!
Crazy stuff I swear. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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| OUCH! Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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Ace said: From perezhilton.com:
SHOCKED surgeons were forced to use their imagination after operating on woman with a huge can of hairspray stuck in her bum.
Mirela Gradinaru, 37, arrived at the clinic in Arad, western Romania, in agony, begging docs to help. But she refused to tell surgeons how the can came to be lodged in her rear even after a successful operation dislodged the canister. ‘ This was not just a little can of deodorant, this was a massive can of hairspray ’ Mirandolina Prisca, a doctor at the clinic, explained: "We had X-rays done to localise the object and then we carried out the operation. The patient was fine after it. "She was very embarrassed. She was clearly in a lot of pain, however it got there." "This was not just a little can of deodorant, this was a massive can of hairspray," said one hospital worker. And perhaps unsurprisingly the docs never got to the bottom of this medical mystery! you should talk to my sister in law. She's an anaesthesia assistant (or however you write it) and she told me plenty of stories, crazy, I'd hang on her lips when she talked about it.
A dude who had his dildo still turned on deep inside and when they got it out he asked to not tell a soul and then he asked the dildo back (gross). And there was this dude who had a coffee cup (!!) in his butt and the ear of the cup had turned and got stuck. Loads of stuff gets being put in there | |
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this thread !!!! | |
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a friend at Balboa Naval Medical says the Marines are notrious for things found in their bums. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
authentic power is service- Pope Francis | |
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ehuffnsd said: a friend at Balboa Naval Medical says the Marines are notrious for things found in their bums.
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ehuffnsd said: a friend at Balboa Naval Medical says the Marines are notrious for things found in their bums.
pff and in the mean time parading in their Marines uniform, acting all cocky and though  | |
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Umm, what do these people have against butt plugs?? They come in all sizes & they don't get stuck - someone tell these dumb mf's  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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BlueZebra said: I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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BlueZebra said: How the hell do you find these things! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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| I will never look at my hairspray the same ever again! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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