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CASTING: Org Horror movie please suggest orgers for each of these pivotal roles:
1. Heroine--must be young, borderline dimwitted and sexually inactive 2. Slut--must be willing to get butt ass naked in woods, dirty lakes, space ships or haunted houses 3. drug abuser-- must be willing to smoke weed at any given moment 4. black person--qualifications don't matter, won't make it past the opening credits 5. villain--must be willing to get hit by shovels, sticks and shotgun blasts. must be able to appear and disappear at moment's notice. please send all portfolios to prince.org/horrormovie2009 | |
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Fury said: 2. Slut--must be willing to get butt ass naked in woods, dirty lakes, space ships or haunted houses  
Mach cuz well ... she already does this anyway  | |
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Fury said: please suggest orgers for each of these pivotal roles:
1. Heroine--must be young, borderline dimwitted and sexually inactive 2. Slut--must be willing to get butt ass naked in woods, dirty lakes, space ships or haunted houses 3. drug abuser-- must be willing to smoke weed at any given moment 4. black person--qualifications don't matter, won't make it past the opening credits 5. villain--must be willing to get hit by shovels, sticks and shotgun blasts. must be able to appear and disappear at moment's notice. please send all portfolios to prince.org/horrormovie2009 Can I be that alien with three dicks and hexagon-shaped fuzzy balls ? | |
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BlueZebra said: Fury said: please suggest orgers for each of these pivotal roles:
1. Heroine--must be young, borderline dimwitted and sexually inactive 2. Slut--must be willing to get butt ass naked in woods, dirty lakes, space ships or haunted houses 3. drug abuser-- must be willing to smoke weed at any given moment 4. black person--qualifications don't matter, won't make it past the opening credits 5. villain--must be willing to get hit by shovels, sticks and shotgun blasts. must be able to appear and disappear at moment's notice. please send all portfolios to prince.org/horrormovie2009 Can I be that alien with three dicks and hexagon-shaped fuzzy balls ? yes you can....  [Edited 1/5/09 16:07pm] | |
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Fury said: 4. black person--qualifications don't matter, won't make it past the opening credits please send all portfolios to prince.org/horrormovie2009 not. true. Black people are often cast as the spiritual sage or oracle, lacking all sexual overtones, completely neutered, but having some inert contact with God or the supernatural..a person who knows the script as it unfolds but is stubbornly unwilling to reveal it to the protagonist--the irony of which to me is the fact God never tells them to move out of the haunted town and head for New york or Chicago. Hell, even in racially mixed movies like the Matrix, the oracle can even chose the body she wishes to be in and she opts for a sexually neutered, aged body rather than one like Carry Ann Moss or Jada Pinkett (sp) Smith.
Actually, are there any Asians in horror movies? 
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Imago said: Fury said: 4. black person--qualifications don't matter, won't make it past the opening credits please send all portfolios to prince.org/horrormovie2009 not. true. Black people are often cast as the spiritual sage or oracle, lacking all sexual overtones, completely neutered, but having some inert contact with God or the supernatural..a person who knows the script as it unfolds but is stubbornly unwilling to reveal it to the protagonist--the irony of which to me is the fact God never tells them to move out of the haunted town and head for New york or Chicago. Hell, even in racially mixed movies like the Matrix, the oracle can even chose the body she wishes to be in and she opts for a sexually neutered, aged body rather than one like Carry Ann Moss or Jada Pinkett (sp) Smith.
Actually, are there any Asians in horror movies?
. [Edited 1/5/09 16:10pm]  Ever seen Donkergeist?2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Imago said: not. true. Black people are often cast as the spiritual sage or oracle, lacking all sexual overtones, completely neutered, but having some inert contact with God or the supernatural..a person who knows the script as it unfolds but is stubbornly unwilling to reveal it to the protagonist--the irony of which to me is the fact God never tells them to move out of the haunted town and head for New york or Chicago. Hell, even in racially mixed movies like the Matrix, the oracle can even chose the body she wishes to be in and she opts for a sexually neutered, aged body rather than one like Carry Ann Moss or Jada Pinkett (sp) Smith.
Actually, are there any Asians in horror movies?
. [Edited 1/5/09 16:10pm] Ever seen Donkergeist?
no. But I've watched 28 Days After sleeping with Supa  | |
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Fury said: BlueZebra said: Can I be that alien with three dicks and hexagon-shaped fuzzy balls ? yes you can....
[Edited 1/5/09 16:07pm] YES I CAAAN ! | |
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Imago said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Ever seen Donkergeist?
no. But I've watched 28 Days After sleeping with Supa they all end up dead don't they  Should change that to 28 minutes cuz rarely do they survive the marriage bed 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Imago said:
no. But I've watched 28 Days After sleeping with Supa they all end up dead don't they Should change that to 28 minutes cuz rarely do they survive the marriage bed No! oh lawd | |
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can see it now.. this is headed for P&R ..lol | |
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Imago said: Fury said: 4. black person--qualifications don't matter, won't make it past the opening credits please send all portfolios to prince.org/horrormovie2009 not. true. Black people are often cast as the spiritual sage or oracle, lacking all sexual overtones, completely neutered, but having some inert contact with God or the supernatural..a person who knows the script as it unfolds but is stubbornly unwilling to reveal it to the protagonist--the irony of which to me is the fact God never tells them to move out of the haunted town and head for New york or Chicago. Hell, even in racially mixed movies like the Matrix, the oracle can even chose the body she wishes to be in and she opts for a sexually neutered, aged body rather than one like Carry Ann Moss or Jada Pinkett (sp) Smith.
. [Edited 1/5/09 16:10pm] Yikes. Too close for comfort. 
Alright... I'll be the magic negro/sage (even though I'm still a wee bit sexy).
...Someone else gets killed a la #4, though. I don't die onscreen. It's in my contract. [Edited 1/5/09 17:21pm] Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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#3! | |
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Lammastide said: Imago said: not. true. Black people are often cast as the spiritual sage or oracle, lacking all sexual overtones, completely neutered, but having some inert contact with God or the supernatural..a person who knows the script as it unfolds but is stubbornly unwilling to reveal it to the protagonist--the irony of which to me is the fact God never tells them to move out of the haunted town and head for New york or Chicago. Hell, even in racially mixed movies like the Matrix, the oracle can even chose the body she wishes to be in and she opts for a sexually neutered, aged body rather than one like Carry Ann Moss or Jada Pinkett (sp) Smith.
. [Edited 1/5/09 16:10pm] Yikes. Too close for comfort.
Alright... I'll be the magic negro/sage (even though I'm still a wee bit sexy).
...Someone else gets killed a la #4, though. I don't die onscreen. It's in my contract. [Edited 1/5/09 17:21pm]  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Fury said: please suggest orgers for each of these pivotal roles:
1. Heroine--must be young, borderline dimwitted and sexually inactive 2. Slut--must be willing to get butt ass naked in woods, dirty lakes, space ships or haunted houses 3. drug abuser-- must be willing to smoke weed at any given moment 4. black person--qualifications don't matter, won't make it past the opening credits 5. villain--must be willing to get hit by shovels, sticks and shotgun blasts. must be able to appear and disappear at moment's notice. please send all portfolios to prince.org/horrormovie2009 I vote Dan for the slut part.  | |
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I want to be in it.....but I have to have my head chopped off. That has always been a dream of mine. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I'm the witch that eats children...
Oh wait...that's me in real life.  I'm firmly planted in denial |
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Nothinbutjoy said: I'm the witch that eats children...
Oh wait...that's me in real life. Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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Nothinbutjoy said: I'm the witch that eats children...
Oh wait...that's me in real life.
so, do they taste like chicken   [Edited 1/6/09 17:28pm] seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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Can I be Generic Zombie #3  If you will, so will I | |
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thekidsgirl said: Can I be Generic Zombie #3
I wanna be a zombie too!  | |
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ZombieKitten said: thekidsgirl said: Can I be Generic Zombie #3
I wanna be a zombie too! not a zombie kitten though, thats too cute, not scary enough! If you will, so will I | |
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#5.... but only if we can contract for 3 more sequels. $$$$ | |
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Fury said: please suggest orgers for each of these pivotal roles:
1. Heroine--must be young, borderline dimwitted and sexually inactive 2. Slut--must be willing to get butt ass naked in woods, dirty lakes, space ships or haunted houses 3. drug abuser-- must be willing to smoke weed at any given moment 4. black person--qualifications don't matter, won't make it past the opening credits 5. villain--must be willing to get hit by shovels, sticks and shotgun blasts. must be able to appear and disappear at moment's notice. please send all portfolios to prince.org/horrormovie2009 what the hell kinda horror movie is this? sounds more like a scary movie sequel but i loves that. | |
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Hokie for the drug abuser |
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who's gonna be the fluffer?? | |
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kpowers said: Hokie for the drug abuser
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roodboi said: who's gonna be the fluffer??
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