I think you need a t-shirt that says:

"nobody, I repeat NOBODY touches the hair"

or something to that effect. How rude!
I would at least ask you first before doing it

Some time ago I stopped straightening my hair and now I wear it curly the majority of the time. It's grown quite long, and imo, quite beautiful. I get lots of compliments on it, which is awesome. I mean, I'll take a compliment when I can get one.


Well...here's my problem: Whenever I go out and I wear my hair down drunk girls feel compelled to rub their faces in my hair. WTF?!?!?!? Sometimes they're not even drunk! In what universe is this a normal thing to do?

So my question to you is this, org: What do I say to these people to get them to stop rubbing their faces in my hair without hurting anyone's feelings or creating a socially awkaward situation?

that might work.

Usually, if they do ask, it's once their face is already in my hair. So it sounds like "OOOOOHHHHH can mphsh mphsh mmm hmmm HAIR!"

You really want my opinion? I'd tell them to get the hell off my hair.

That is the strangest thing I've ever heard. I would NOT worry about hurting anyone's feelings or creating an awkward social situation. They are the ones creating the awkward situation.

thank you.

and...i love your signature. very funny.

Maybe your hair smells amazing and they are checking to see if the smell is coming from your hair?

Not that it's an excuse for them to do that though.

Do you use some awesome smelling hair products?

Thanks.


I love it too. Whenever I'm having a bad moment I read it and I crack up.

I want to see this beautiful hair now!

your welcome!

i don't post pics of myself on this site.

i did post a pic of my hand once. but that's as far as it goes.
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i use garnier fructis' Curl and Shine and MoistureWorks.

OK...I understand.


I'm sure it's gorgeous if people are rubbing their faces in it.

thanks!

i have my picture on my myspace and facebook pages, but those pages are private. when you post a picture on this site, damn near anyone and everyone can see it and you really don't have any control over it anymore. That creeps me out a bit. More than people rubbing their faces in my hair even.

That made me laugh. I don't know why. I can just imagine you saying that. I don't even know what you look like. I haven't slept in 24 hours.