ArielB said:

No, it's black licorice.

Hokie told me kissing you was a good laxative. hehe.

awww,

ArielB said:

No, it's black licorice.

superspaceboy said:

I had milt with my fruit loops, and I had 2 double cheeseburgers, but the smarties is what did it for me.

ArielB said:

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400mg of magnesium and 1g of vitamin C before bed...and you'll go first thing in the morning.

Genesia said:

Do they come in a bun, with ketchup and mustard and a quarter pound of meat in between?

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Hokie told me kissing you was a good laxative. hehe.

awww,

superspaceboy said:

that is some funny sh*t!!!

I'm begging somebody....anybody... to post this same title in Prince M&M but in the thread content, just post a picture of the New Power Soul album.



Please!