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Day from hell that it was. Erin is on the way to the liquor store to get some vodka and tonic for me.
Ever feel like "wtf?!?" yeah, that's how I feel. Ever wish death on your parents? um, er, yeah, that's how I feel. Ever wish 2the9s or Dook would make an appearance just to make you laugh? yeah.....well, you get the picture. | |
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Your father squeezed your ass out of his nutsack and your mother received 666 burn marks on her labia and that is how you repay them?  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Your father squeezed your ass out of his nutsack and your mother received 666 burn marks on her labia and that is how you repay them?
That made me smile Richard. | |
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JerseyKRS said: that it was. Erin is on the way to the liquor store to get some vodka and tonic for me.
Ever feel like "wtf?!?" 
yeah, that's how I feel. Ever wish death on your parents? NO um, er, yeah, that's how I feel. Ever wish 2the9s or Dook would make an appearance just to make you laugh? yeah.....well, you get the picture. Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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JerseyKRS said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Your father squeezed your ass out of his nutsack and your mother received 666 burn marks on her labia and that is how you repay them?
That made me smile Richard.  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Yes.
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Your father squeezed your ass out of his nutsack
I'm getting am image here I am not sure I like one bit. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Yes I have wished the first part, and at a time when it was likely to happen even. I can't say I regret it, I don't wish the same now but I still don't regret it. My life and my sister's would have been better if my mum had died when I was 15 when it was close. Shoot me for saying it, doesn't make it less true.
Those days suck. Sorry you had one.  | |
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Sorry to hear someone peed in your Lucky Charms, hope the vodka helps (lose the tonic tho'...)
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Hope you feel better  
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JerseyKRS said: that it was. Erin is on the way to the liquor store to get some vodka and tonic for me.
Ever feel like "wtf?!?" yeah, that's how I feel. Ever wish death on your parents? um, er, yeah, that's how I feel. Ever wish 2the9s or Dook would make an appearance just to make you laugh? yeah.....well, you get the picture. Umm YES, I have had the day from hell that only a stiff drink could cure.
I would never wish death on my parents, especially not my dad.....I would like him to stick around and suffer for a bit. I mean that in the kindest way possible. Hope your stiff drink helped.  [Edited 1/7/09 1:37am] | |
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shanti0608 said: JerseyKRS said: that it was. Erin is on the way to the liquor store to get some vodka and tonic for me.
Ever feel like "wtf?!?" yeah, that's how I feel. Ever wish death on your parents? um, er, yeah, that's how I feel. Ever wish 2the9s or Dook would make an appearance just to make you laugh? yeah.....well, you get the picture. Umm YES, I have had the day from hell that only a stiff drink could cure.
I would never wish death on my parents, especially not my dad.....I would like him to stick around and suffer for a bit.I mean that in the kindest way possible.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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Chris, stop being a pussy.
I just photographed my mom's neighbor's backyard. There's a truck in parked back there that does not work. Oh and a dog sleeping on two bed mattresses. Yesterday I had another girl tell me my accent was cute. MY ACCENT!!! Yeah, stop being a pussy. | |
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Imago said: Chris, stop being a pussy.
I just photographed my mom's neighbor's backyard. There's a truck in parked back there that does not work. Oh and a dog sleeping on two bed mattresses. Yesterday I had another girl tell me my accent was cute. MY ACCENT!!! Yeah, stop being a pussy. What the hell are you talking about?  The Normal Whores Club | |
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Imago said: Chris, stop being a pussy.
I just photographed my mom's neighbor's backyard. There's a truck in parked back there that does not work. Oh and a dog sleeping on two bed mattresses. Yesterday I had another girl tell me my accent was cute. MY ACCENT!!! Yeah, stop being a pussy. What are you walking around in Alabama trying to pass off that you are from Wales? Your English accent is pretty impressive.  [Edited 1/7/09 6:57am] | |
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Imago said: Chris, stop being a pussy.
I just photographed my mom's neighbor's backyard. There's a truck in parked back there that does not work. Oh and a dog sleeping on two bed mattresses. Yesterday I had another girl tell me my accent was cute. MY ACCENT!!! Yeah, stop being a pussy. You do have a bit of an accent but i would say you just sound affected | |
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Wha wha wha someone call the whambulance.
You should be thankful that you scored a hot wife. I mean what are the chances of THAT? Also I just had to come into work soaking wet and it took me 1/2 hour to get the quarter inch thick ice off my car this morning. I'm not crying about that! Shut it!  | |
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mdiver said: Imago said: Chris, stop being a pussy.
I just photographed my mom's neighbor's backyard. There's a truck in parked back there that does not work. Oh and a dog sleeping on two bed mattresses. Yesterday I had another girl tell me my accent was cute. MY ACCENT!!! Yeah, stop being a pussy. You do have a bit of an accent but i would say you just sound affected Says the man with the "another shrimp on the barbie" accent! | |
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Imago said: mdiver said: You do have a bit of an accent but i would say you just sound affected Says the man with the "another shrimp on the barbie" accent! Keep running you clusterfuck! | |
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shanti0608 said: Imago said: Chris, stop being a pussy.
I just photographed my mom's neighbor's backyard. There's a truck in parked back there that does not work. Oh and a dog sleeping on two bed mattresses. Yesterday I had another girl tell me my accent was cute. MY ACCENT!!! Yeah, stop being a pussy. What are you walking around in Alabama trying to pass off that you are from Wales? Your English accent is pretty impressive.
[Edited 1/7/09 6:57am] My English accent is getting better. I realized that I was exaggerating it before and it made it sound 'posh' Apparently their accent isn't too different from ours--just more fem. | |
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mdiver said: Imago said: Says the man with the "another shrimp on the barbie" accent! Keep running you clusterfuck! Calm down Penelope! | |
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Imago said: shanti0608 said: What are you walking around in Alabama trying to pass off that you are from Wales? Your English accent is pretty impressive.
[Edited 1/7/09 6:57am] My English accent is getting better. I realized that I was exaggerating it before and it made it sound 'posh' Apparently their accent isn't too different from ours--just more fem. That was the mistake I was making too. I just gave up and stuck to my Florida accent just to annoy everyone around me. I just add in words like bloody, lush and wanker every now and then. | |
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CarrieLee said: Wha wha wha someone call the whambulance.
You should be thankful that you scored a hot wife. I mean what are the chances of THAT? Also I just had to come into work soaking wet and it took me 1/2 hour to get the quarter inch thick ice off my car this morning. I'm not crying about that! Shut it!
It's 75 degrees here. The Normal Whores Club | |
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JerseyKRS said: Ever wish 2the9s or Dook would make an appearance just to make you laugh? yeah.....well, you get the picture. I talked to Dook on the phone last Saturday when I was in San Francisco, all he could blather about were penises and his facial hair.....
Too bad we didn't get to meet! | |
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FunkMistress said: CarrieLee said: Wha wha wha someone call the whambulance.
You should be thankful that you scored a hot wife. I mean what are the chances of THAT? Also I just had to come into work soaking wet and it took me 1/2 hour to get the quarter inch thick ice off my car this morning. I'm not crying about that! Shut it!
It's 75 degrees here. Ya but you're surrounded by OLD people. | |
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CarrieLee said: FunkMistress said:
It's 75 degrees here. Ya but you're surrounded by OLD people. PWND!!!! | |
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CarrieLee said: FunkMistress said:
It's 75 degrees here. Ya but you're surrounded by OLD people. Hello?!?!?!? This is Florida. They may be old , but most of their body parts are replaced every 10 to 15 years. Aunt Bessy in Oldsmar Florida might have breasts 10 years younger than your own! | |
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CarrieLee said: Wha wha wha someone call the whambulance.
You should be thankful that you scored a hot wife. I mean what are the chances of THAT? Also I just had to come into work soaking wet and it took me 1/2 hour to get the quarter inch thick ice off my car this morning. I'm not crying about that! Shut it! This is why I love Carrie... To her point, I just lost my job of 10 1/2 years and haven't even started a pity party thread. I know I'll get something better and I'm going to enjoy some time off! I wish my parents were still alive, I miss my mom because she was the only one I had. Spin it with a reality check Hairy Back and suck it up! | |
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mdiver said: Imago said: Says the man with the "another shrimp on the barbie" accent! Keep running you clusterfuck! | |
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