This beer sucks. It is only 64 calories. So over the holidays I figured I'd give it a whirl. Get a nice buzz for less calories, perfect!

I drank 5 of them fuckers and I couldn't catch the slightest of a buzz! So now we use the rest of that worthless 12 pack to marinate meat. We made some really tender chicken thighs last night. Tonight it's beer battered fish.

Don't buy this beer. It's like buying half decaf and half regular coffee. Half alcohol, half O'Douls. No, 3/4 O'Douls and 1/4 alcoholic beer.

The shit sucks.

alright, listen to me, okay?



































Drink real beer. Diet, exercise, do all those other things to watch calories.


Drink REAL beer.

Seems so obvious, doesn't it?

Next batch I will return to the standard Heinekin...and their light beer tastes really good...but I'm sticking to regular.