Bless her heart.....

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

After reading this Miguel, I could swear you were from Oklahoma!

So, my mother has ten brothers and sisters. For the most part my uncles and aunts are fucking awesome.

Then there's the runt of the litter. Auntie Cindy. She is a crackhead, in the sense that she smokes crack cocaine.

I received a Christmas card from my Auntie Cindy and her life partner Butch. I have attempted to transcribe, verbatim, the contents of that card for your pleasure.

~~~~~

Hi

I hope to neet chris + (09)
Do you live close To OLanDo (kiss)
if so, EMaiL me at Butch.Cindy at yohoo.com. We might go there again. So, How Do you like it. The KiD's mast Love it there.

Erin Do you live close tRisHA? (BUT) the most Do you A a pool. To my favorite Neices, E-maiL Butch.Cindy at yahoo.com

Love ya
Cindy

Cindy + Butch
(kitty)

~~~~~

I guess me and Chris are now her favorite nieces? We are so lucky. Anyway, this was my favorite thing I got all year.

Seems like you would try to be more sympathetic towards family.

Dayclear said:

family are usually the people that are the worst.

Bless her heart.....

At least she took the time to put the pipe down, who knows? she might have bought that card, or maybe stole it, but at least family were in her thoughts for a moment!.

Marrk said:

Exactly!

I suppose it is sort of funny.

But it's still sweet of her too.

GirlBrother said:

Listen, I emailed the crazy broad and told her I'd love to see her.

But that shit was too funny not to share. I know it made some people laugh, and that's all I was going for.

I knew it would make some other people wring their hands too, but they'd be wringing their damn hands over something or other anyway. Lighten up, people. Life is a parade. And sometimes the float has disturbing things on it, so all you can do is drink your green beer and throw up and then go WOOOOO!

Dayclear said:

family are usually the people that are the worst.

GirlBrother said:

Listen, I emailed the crazy broad and told her I'd love to see her.

But that shit was too funny not to share. I know it made some people laugh, and that's all I was going for.

I knew it would make some other people wring their hands too, but they'd be wringing their damn hands over something or other anyway. Lighten up, people. Life is a parade. And sometimes the float has disturbing things on it, so all you can do is drink your green beer and throw up and then go WOOOOO!

JerseyKRS said:

I wouldn't even bother explaining yourselves to anybody here.

People really get their panties in a bunch over nothing. It's like they despise the fact that anybody would think differently than they do.

Imago said:

aside from our jack-ass antics, this is why we get along, we have the same views on a LOT issues.

JerseyKRS said:

I guess this means you want to murder a few people here too.

Imago said:

Steadwood said:

never you, steady

JerseyKRS said:

I guess this means you want to murder a few people here too.

So, my mother has ten brothers and sisters. For the most part my uncles and aunts are fucking awesome.

Then there's the runt of the litter. Auntie Cindy. She is a crackhead, in the sense that she smokes crack cocaine.

I received a Christmas card from my Auntie Cindy and her life partner Butch. I have attempted to transcribe, verbatim, the contents of that card for your pleasure.

~~~~~

Hi

I hope to neet chris + (09)
Do you live close To OLanDo (kiss)
if so, EMaiL me at Butch.Cindy at yohoo.com. We might go there again. So, How Do you like it. The KiD's mast Love it there.

Erin Do you live close tRisHA? (BUT) the most Do you A a pool. To my favorite Neices, E-maiL Butch.Cindy at yahoo.com

Love ya
Cindy

Cindy + Butch
(kitty)

~~~~~

I guess me and Chris are now her favorite nieces? We are so lucky. Anyway, this was my favorite thing I got all year.

GirlBrother said:

Listen, I emailed the crazy broad and told her I'd love to see her.

But that shit was too funny not to share. I know it made some people laugh, and that's all I was going for.

I knew it would make some other people wring their hands too, but they'd be wringing their damn hands over something or other anyway. Lighten up, people. Life is a parade. And sometimes the float has disturbing things on it, so all you can do is drink your green beer and throw up and then go WOOOOO!

Imago said:

I wish I could transcribe all the weird arrows and other strange things. When she wrote "Email" the capital E was actually sitting on top of the word "mail."