This thread is like way too gay for me...almost Like some Bizarro Version of Queer Eye.

superspaceboy said:

There is nothing wrong with a hairy, testosterone-filled straight male wanting to make love to his carpet sucking appliance.

superspaceboy said:

Says the man with a Grace Jones avatar

Imago said:

says the man with puff the magic dragon avatar or some shit...

FunkMistress said:

See now if I simply picture Jers vacuuming in the buff or at least shirtless, I can deal.

superspaceboy said:

not a lie, I did it in my boxers this morning!

JerseyKRS said:

boxers and no doubt

mdiver said:

I'm sure it looked like that cause the lights were dim, it was actually my huge cock.

JerseyKRS said:

That my friend, would require mirrors and special lighting...not just dim lighting

Awesome thread!

Excellent entertainment value!

JerseyKRS said:

pics please!

I have an upright Dyson, scary the crap and dust it pick-ups!!

Is that a vacuum? I think carpet cleaners are even better! I got damn near obsessed with my Bissel, but how could I not when I kept dumping bucket after bucket of grey/brown water down the drain that it had sucked from the carpet.

And with a bulemic cat, it's basically a necessity.

Anyone tried the H2O Turbo Vac?

Do you work??

JustErin said:

I think for Dyson, yes

FunkMistress said:

Carrie and I did that last night while watching movies.

JustErin said:

how could I buy a $500 vacuum if I didn't?!?

JerseyKRS said:

Drug dealer?

JustErin said:

You idiot!

JerseyKRS said:

Well, what do you do then?

JustErin said:

This looks like some kinda Geiger contraption or something.....an Alien about to come to life.
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basically, you're saying it's good at sucking....????

JustErin said:

That's work!

roodboi said:

those whores have sissy vacuum's.

roodboi said:

while listening to Prince, There will never be another, ax yo motha yo sista yo brotha never shoulda would could