You are a douche bag period!

I had a guy approach me one time while I was out with my sister,taking my nephews trick or treating. he said that he wanted to apologize for what an asshole he was in school,and that he had been slowly apologizing to people that he had treated badly in school. It was nice,but I did'nt have a clue who he was,did'nt remember him at all. I guess he wasn't as important as he thought he was.

I also have run into people that I went to school with while shopping,and they are the cashiers. They usually are the ones that were in the "in crowd",and use to treat me like crap,so when they smile,and say "Do you remember me!" even if I do,I usually just look to them puzzled,and say "no,sorry"
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EmeraldSkies said:

What gets me about those that tend to turn out to be the cashiers, they have a LOT of kids or have experimented with so many drugs that they are hardly recognizable.

daPrettyman said:

& pathetic enough to seriously inquire about your attendance to whatever fucked up reunion is coming

CalhounSq said:

I don't even attend reunions,I don't see the point. The friends that I did have,have moved away,the others that would be there,I would have no interest in seeing again.

You are a douche bag period!

So I'm chillin' at the Star Bucks here in Hoover Alabama. Hoover is a suburb not far from where Natalie Holloway used to live.

Anyways, I was JUST approached by a guy named Jeff something-or-other, who apparently was a friend of mine in High School.


He came up and said, "Daniel?? Daniel?" then slowly pronounced, in surgical manner, my entire name.

"yes?" I said ,


We got to talking, and apparently we were friends in high school who used to crack each other up and have a great time.


I. have. no. clue. who. this. guy. is.


Apparently there's a high school Reunion next year, and I'm supposed to attend it , so I guess I'll go.




But have you ever had someone from high school approach you (or college or anything) and you have no clue who they are? If it was just an acquaintance or classmate I'd understand. But Jeff apparently was a bonafide friend of mine


Lawd, I spent to much of my 20s drinking and partying.

EmeraldSkies said:

What gets me about those that tend to turn out to be the cashiers, they have a LOT of kids or have experimented with so many drugs that they are hardly recognizable.

daPrettyman said:

PREACH!!! And the thing is, you don't recognize them, but they ALWAYS recognize you. and when they ask you what have you been up to in the past few years, and you tell about college, your career, and the homes you have owned or the cities you have lived in, their response never fails "Oh thats great, I wish I would have gone on to school, but I had to be hardheaded...now i'm divorced with baby mama/daddy drama and I keep getting into arguements with my manager who I hate....oh and please, please, wait until you are ready to have kids, they are handful, though I love mine to death, it would have been so much better if I had waited....oh and date as long as you can before you get married, these women/men out here ain't shit. Well it was nice talking with you".

missfee said:

I've had two or three ex-girlfriends from high school tell me over and over how they missed the boat on me...one who claimed she named her daughter after me...another who claimed that I was still the gold standard that she used to compare her boyfriends....all the while I'm standing there like

When I was working at Countrywide this guy named Keith came up to me that knew me from college and insisted that I knew him. He kept rattling off facts but I could tell he was trynta be vague cuz I wasn't alone. After, I feigned recognition I went back to my desk wracking my brain trynta remember this fool. So, I call my best friend Fred, whom the guy mentioned also knowing from school, and told him the dude's name and described him. Fred laughed his ass off then said, "Fool, you dated Keith for almost a year!"

When I was working at Countrywide this guy named Keith came up to me that knew me from college and insisted that I knew him. He kept rattling off facts but I could tell he was trynta be vague cuz I wasn't alone. After, I feigned recognition I went back to my desk wracking my brain trynta remember this fool. So, I call my best friend Fred, whom the guy mentioned also knowing from school, and told him the dude's name and described him. Fred laughed his ass off then said, "Fool, you dated Keith for almost a year!"

SCNDLS said:

damn its actually possible to forget stuff like that? maybe its just me, but I remember every guy i've screwed to every guy I kissed since middle school.

missfee said:

It really is. I hadn't seen him or thought about him in 8 years so I didn't expect to run into him in the credit union at my job.

And I remember every guy I've screwed. . . I mean, may be not their names exactly. . . but generally speaking, yeah.

SCNDLS said:

WOW!!! He REALLY must've been the straw in your drink.....

So I'm chillin' at the Star Bucks here in Hoover Alabama. Hoover is a suburb not far from where Natalie Holloway used to live.

Anyways, I was JUST approached by a guy named Jeff something-or-other, who apparently was a friend of mine in High School.


He came up and said, "Daniel?? Daniel?" then slowly pronounced, in surgical manner, my entire name.

"yes?" I said ,


We got to talking, and apparently we were friends in high school who used to crack each other up and have a great time.


I. have. no. clue. who. this. guy. is.


Apparently there's a high school Reunion next year, and I'm supposed to attend it , so I guess I'll go.




But have you ever had someone from high school approach you (or college or anything) and you have no clue who they are? If it was just an acquaintance or classmate I'd understand. But Jeff apparently was a bonafide friend of mine


Lawd, I spent to much of my 20s drinking and partying.

I recently got back in touch with a guy I had a crush on for a while, we're chatting and then he asks "did you and I, you know, get it on?"
he obviously didn't remember me at all



he regrets NOW that he hadn't paid me more attention then

story of my life

ZombieKitten said:

Somethin' wrong with a guy that can't remember whether he got it on with you or not.

When I was working at Countrywide this guy named Keith came up to me that knew me from college and insisted that I knew him. He kept rattling off facts but I could tell he was trynta be vague cuz I wasn't alone. After, I feigned recognition I went back to my desk wracking my brain trynta remember this fool. So, I call my best friend Fred, whom the guy mentioned also knowing from school, and told him the dude's name and described him. Fred laughed his ass off then said, "Fool, you dated Keith for almost a year!"

So I'm chillin' at the Star Bucks here in Hoover Alabama. Hoover is a suburb not far from where Natalie Holloway used to live.

Anyways, I was JUST approached by a guy named Jeff something-or-other, who apparently was a friend of mine in High School.


He came up and said, "Daniel?? Daniel?" then slowly pronounced, in surgical manner, my entire name.

"yes?" I said ,


We got to talking, and apparently we were friends in high school who used to crack each other up and have a great time.


I. have. no. clue. who. this. guy. is.


Apparently there's a high school Reunion next year, and I'm supposed to attend it , so I guess I'll go.




But have you ever had someone from high school approach you (or college or anything) and you have no clue who they are? If it was just an acquaintance or classmate I'd understand. But Jeff apparently was a bonafide friend of mine


Lawd, I spent to much of my 20s drinking and partying.