Are you online?

I'm drinking Pinot Grigio and it's fucking election day. I'm watching CNN and waiting for my husband to get home.

I love you, Dan. You are a crazy and fucked up human being, and you are made out of love. Talk to me.

Everyone talk to me and talk to Dan!

James Carville is talking about grandmothers and "kids out dere" and I'm feeling really emotional. LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL.

What are you motherfuckers feeling???

FunkMistress said:

mild confusion

1) I'm nervous about the entire election.

2) I wish my ex would leave me alone.

3) I hope that Dan stops telling that bat dick joke!

I wanna drink with you and get fucked up.....Erin!

This is like a HamsterHuey coffee morning thread. I didn't meant for ito mbe.

FunkMistress said:

I feel you're at the outer reaches of Pinny Griggy time...

but aside from that I'm stewing slowly in a delicious stew of crazy right now... this election has me so distracted... it's worse than orging...!!

Whatever you're drinking.....pour me one....

hope you all voted!!!

I'm a bit cold and I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days now
I'm supposed to go buy stuff at the supermarket, but it's even colder there
My kid didn't want to be left at kindy today, he started crying and everything
I don't know what to make for dinner, I'm so over it

abierman said:

LET'S GO!!

Florida is a fucking battleground state goddammit, I even called Chris's ex wife to make sure she got to the polls! This is important shit!!!

NDRU said:

HAHAHAHA!

I am excited

I feel good and happy to be in the flow of what will be

yeah

I am excited

FunkMistress said:

One day, Erin.....one day! I have said this before, and it happened.....just ask Karen or Nick, or Miguel.....now I'm saying it to you and your bitch, Chris!

RenHoek said:

Yum.

I ate so much today. But I would eat delicious crazy stew.

I can hear the weird Christian family two houses down playing their acoustic guitars and singing weird songs. Probably "Jesus Please Smite the Muslim Baby Killers."

abierman said:

I'm his bitch.

But I'm a happy fvfuckging bitch.

My anails are too long and I cannot be botherd fixing these typos.

Bitch, we would have the best time, I know it!

FunkMistress said:

Go listen to my David Gans thread in Non-P:M&M... great tune w/ lyrics there!

I just had Sushi , all you can eat $20... let's just say they won't be posting a profit today...
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Mach said:

My children now live in a place where they can run around outside with their friends in November. This has never been possible. It was too cold, too dangerous, and there was no fucking place to play anyway!

I am so humbled and happy.

FunkMistress said:

that is the sweetest thing I've heard from you FM...

RenHoek said:

oh God.

We went to this THai place on our little mini=honeymoon weekend, and the sushi...oh God, the sushi...I have never had such an orgasmic food experience in my life.

It.

Was.

Sinful.

They put magic, dirty, filthy, wonderful magic in those rolls.

I read Obama got Hew Hampshire, so I figure it's locked & I don't have to vote now!

NDRU said:

please still go and vote!

NDRU said:

Listen!!!

Your first post was funny!

This shit is disgraceful!

You don't even live in New Hampshire! Exit p;olls are rigged! CONSIPIRACAY!!!!!

ZombieKitten said:

THat gave me a total giggleing fit.

And the url is BOINGBOING!!!!!

ZombieKitten said:

indeed, more than the presidency, I need to vote yes for prop 8--NOT!

FunkMistress said:

How do you know where I live? The org is the conspiacy. I think the internets are really just little sexy people in my computer who spy on me!

ZombieKitten said:

I know all these feelings.

Take a day/night off. They can eat bread or whatever. You need a little break, and you'll be refreshed tomorrow. Go to the supermarket when you're in a good mood. Let some fresh ingredients inspire you, and you'll make something great!

FunkMistress said:

see... the trick is it has to be fresh magic, dirty, filthy, wonderful magic... otherwise...

I'm actually very excited to vote. I've finally mastered hanging my chads!

FunkMistress said:

we've been having leftovers for 3 days now and have run out of everything thanks to me taking a break since Sunday

ZombieKitten said:

Well then get your ass to the store and fucking make something! But make something simple. And get the other people in the house to do the dishes.