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What does Michael Jackson and Nicholas Cage have in common? They were both married AND divorced from Lisa Marie! Nick and Lisa have gone their separate ways, after only three months. She has made it official, she has the j-lo disease. Love um and leave um. ---------------------------------
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WTF? the girl has to much money and definately has issues.. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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sag10 said: WTF? the girl has to much money and definately has issues..
If Elvis had lived, he'd of set her straight. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: sag10 said: WTF? the girl has to much money and definately has issues..
If Elvis had lived, he'd of set her straight. Um, maybe not he was full of drugs! ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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sag10 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: sag10 said: WTF? the girl has to much money and definately has issues..
If Elvis had lived, he'd of set her straight. Um, maybe not he was full of drugs! Sleeping pills, yes. But I don't think that would've caused him to be a bad father. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: sag10 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: sag10 said: WTF? the girl has to much money and definately has issues..
If Elvis had lived, he'd of set her straight. Um, maybe not he was full of drugs! Sleeping pills, yes. But I don't think that would've caused him to be a bad father. Maybe not! Cuz he'd be sleeping most times. heh,heh! ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: sag10 said: WTF? the girl has to much money and definately has issues..
If Elvis had lived, he'd of set her straight. if Elvis was alive...MJ woulda been whacked...Memphis Mafia in full effect... | |
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I'm confused MJ lasted nearly two years with her, Nic Cage four months! Does that mean poor Nic Cage is worse in bed than MJ? | |
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sag10 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: sag10 said: WTF? the girl has to much money and definately has issues..
If Elvis had lived, he'd of set her straight. Um, maybe not he was full of drugs! When you take the Graceland tour the guides with a straight face will tell you that Elvis didn't do drugs and that it was just a media fabrication. | |
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lovemachine said: sag10 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: sag10 said: WTF? the girl has to much money and definately has issues..
If Elvis had lived, he'd of set her straight. Um, maybe not he was full of drugs! When you take the Graceland tour the guides with a straight face will tell you that Elvis didn't do drugs and that it was just a media fabrication. I don't remember that part of the tour. I was just 8 though. I do remember being thoroughly impressed with Graceland though. -------
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Hmmm... I think it's Cage who's filed divorce from Lisa Marie... read on:
Cage Files for Divorce From Presley 1 hour, 26 minutes ago Add Entertainment - AP to My Yahoo! LOS ANGELES (AP) - Actor Nicolas Cage (news) has filed for divorce from Lisa Marie Presley (news) less than four months after their romantic wedding in Hawaii. The actor — filing under his real name, Nicolas Coppola — cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split in a petition filed Monday in Los Angeles Superior Court. "I'm sad about this, but we shouldn't have been married in the first place. It was a big mistake," Presley said in a statement. Cage's representatives said he declined to comment. Presley, 34, was married previously to musician Danny Keough and pop singer Michael Jackson (news). It was the second marriage for Cage, 38, who divorced actress Patricia Arquette (news) in 2000. Presley has two children from her marriage to Keough, and Cage has a son from a previous relationship. The two were married Aug. 10 before family and friends at a resort on Hawaii. Presley is the only child of Priscilla Presley (news) and singer Elvis Presley (news). Cage won a best-actor Academy Award for 1995's "Leaving Las Vegas." His other recent movies include "Captain Corelli's Mandolin," "The Family Man" and "Gone in 60 Seconds." --- Funny, her romance with Michael lasted about 15 months longer than Nick's. |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: sag10 said: WTF? the girl has to much money and definately has issues..
If Elvis had lived, he'd of set her straight. If Elvis had lived, they'd be sharing a crack pipe . . . | |
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MKevon said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: sag10 said: WTF? the girl has to much money and definately has issues..
If Elvis had lived, he'd of set her straight. If Elvis had lived, they'd be sharing a crack pipe . . . And lard-fried banana and peanut butta sammiches... This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Supernova said: And lard-fried banana and peanut butta sammiches...
I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Wasn't it LocoArts who was saying a few months ago that "Lisa and Nick are a REAL couple,not like the phony MJ marriage"?
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MJ question:
i know they may seem stupid or gross lol but ...i was talking to someone a few weeks back and we were wondering if MJ you know...bleached his little ummm "solider" to match the rest of himself | |
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Thecherryloon said: I'm confused MJ lasted nearly two years with her, Nic Cage four months! Does that mean poor Nic Cage is worse in bed than MJ?
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Natsume said: Supernova said: And lard-fried banana and peanut butta sammiches...
This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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DavidEye said: Wasn't it LocoArts who was saying a few months ago that "Lisa and Nick are a REAL couple,not like the phony MJ marriage"?
Yeah! | |
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