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4 hours in the ER. sooooo.....
Remember those fancy kitchen knives I bought for Erin for Christmas? http://prince.org/msg/100/292945 Well, you guessed it, we had an injury last night. 
Erin is A-OK after filleting a piece of her middle finger while "drying" the utility knife. On the plus side, we got to be a participant of the super-efficient Hospital Emergency Room!  | |
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Oh no, I'm sorry to hear about what happened to Erin. She's had a bit of a rough week.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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I don't even know what a utility knife is.
He should have just left me with my dollar store utensils. You can tame the shrew, but you apparently can't teach her how to use nice things. The Normal Whores Club | |
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psychodelicide said: Oh no, I'm sorry to hear about what happened to Erin. She's had a bit of a rough week.
she kind of just crashes through life with moments of balance.  | |
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looks like Erin needs the same sharp object ban that i have. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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FunkMistress said: I don't even know what a utility knife is.
He should have just left me with my dollar store utensils. You can tame the shrew, but you apparently can't teach her how to use nice things. He told me that you asked for them!  | |
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Oh shit! 
Sorry to hear that guys, those things are dangerous.....and yet she has a gun
I am only saying that because i am out of range 
Hope you heal quick sweetheart | |
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JerseyKRS said: psychodelicide said: Oh no, I'm sorry to hear about what happened to Erin. She's had a bit of a rough week.
she kind of just crashes through life with moments of balance.  Perfect.The Normal Whores Club | |
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JerseyKRS said: FunkMistress said: I don't even know what a utility knife is.
He should have just left me with my dollar store utensils. You can tame the shrew, but you apparently can't teach her how to use nice things. He told me that you asked for them! Wait, he who? The Normal Whores Club | |
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Awwwww@Erin.
Heehee@Chris' remarks. Please, NO pictures. Thank you. |
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mdiver said: Oh shit!
Sorry to hear that guys, those things are dangerous.....and yet she has a gun
I am only saying that because i am out of range
Hope you heal quick sweetheart that shit is locked up and I have the key.  | |
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JerseyKRS said: On the plus side, we got to be a participant of the super-efficient Hospital Emergency Room! And we got to see a drug-seeking wacko in her pajamas who kept sticking her hands down her pants and threatening to "GO BALLISTIC!" if she didn't get some painkillers. The Normal Whores Club | |
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I got myself on one of those fancy dancy knives today cutting chicken for someone's sandwich.
Luckily no ER, just on my 5th bandaid. Sorry Erin...  | |
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JerseyKRS said: mdiver said: Oh shit!
Sorry to hear that guys, those things are dangerous.....and yet she has a gun
I am only saying that because i am out of range
Hope you heal quick sweetheart that shit is locked up and I have the key. She would probably cut herself with the key | |
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FunkMistress said: JerseyKRS said: On the plus side, we got to be a participant of the super-efficient Hospital Emergency Room! And we got to see a drug-seeking wacko in her pajamas who kept sticking her hands down her pants and threatening to "GO BALLISTIC!" if she didn't get some painkillers. That was you wasn't it? | |
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mdiver said: JerseyKRS said: that shit is locked up and I have the key. She would probably cut herself with the key It makes the pain inside go away. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: mdiver said: She would probably cut herself with the key It makes the pain inside go away.
You can't wash away that kind of dirty babes | |
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FunkMistress said: JerseyKRS said: she kind of just crashes through life with moments of balance. Perfect.RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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When I saw the thread title I thought oh ohhhhh he's gonna post that pic of him in hospital excuse 
Glad Erin is ok  
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moderatorThat blows.
But it's still no excuse to not post pics of your hair for me. | |
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Healing vibes sent
be careful
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OUCH! How many stiches?
Erin...be careful!!! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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People!
Tuck your fingers and thumbs in (like you're making a claw with your hand). Use your knuckles as a knife guide. This will help keep knives out of your fingers. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Mars23 said: People!
Tuck your fingers and thumbs in (like you're making a claw with your hand). Use your knuckles as a knife guide. This will help keep knives out of your fingers. too bad she cut it while "drying" it with a dish towel. | |
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JerseyKRS said: Mars23 said: People!
Tuck your fingers and thumbs in (like you're making a claw with your hand). Use your knuckles as a knife guide. This will help keep knives out of your fingers. too bad she cut it while "drying" it with a dish towel. I recommend keeping knives out of your fingers, even while drying. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Oh no! 
Does the middle finger still work? | |
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FunkMistress said: I don't even know what a utility knife is.
He should have just left me with my dollar store utensils. You can tame the shrew, but you apparently can't teach her how to use nice things. That's because you don't watch the shopping channel too often. a utility knife is for cutting coke cans in half. | |
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uggg...glad you're gonna be alright, but just think about it: having an injured middle finger is one of the most bad-assest injuries you can possibly have. | |
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Don't play with knives, ok?  But I'm glad you're ok though.
Chris, next year give her something less dangerous. | |
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Owwwoowwwoowww.  That makes my leg hurt just hearing about it. ohhhh.  | |
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