I used to hate salad. For most of my life I considered it a tasteless waste of valuable stomach space. I spent all that time missing out on how fucking awesome salads can be.

I threw together some lettuces, carrots, red cabbage, almonds, fried noodles, raisins, dried cranberries, chopped green apple, extra sharp cheddar cheese, balsamic vinegar, olive oil and who knows what the hell else, and it is the best thing I have ever eated.

What are you having for lunch?

I just ate a blood orange and some baby swiss cheee

your salad sounds YUMMERS !!

I eat them almost everyday. I love to get creative and just throw a bunch of shit in.
The one you are having sounds lush.

Mach said:

Mmm, give me some blood orange sections to throw in.

Salads are Great,but watch out for the DRESSING and Bread. I like AMY's SOUPS. The LENTIL One is Great as is the TOMATO BISQUE.

shanti0608 said:

I have totally been missing out.

I love field greens with goat cheese, walnuts and dried cherries.

FunkMistress said:

~tosses you and orange~


anything else ya want ?



I am so tempted to add a : boff : in there

FunkMistress said:

YUMMIE!

MRGee said:

I'm not trying to lose weight. Bring on the dressings and bread!

What the fuck does Amy's lentil soup have to do with my salad??!!?

Mach said:

It would only be to impress the male Orgers.

FunkMistress said:

Goats cheese ....or instead...head outside and lick a goats anus, i am pretty sure they taste the same

mdiver said:

I don't think cheese is derived from the anus, Phillip.

FunkMistress said:

Only the married ones - only the married ones

swinger slut that I am ...

FunkMistress said:

One L if you please

Oh i know it isn't derived from the anus, it just tastes like it is

mdiver said:

Ok, sorry, Phil'er'up. Noted.

Goat cheese is delicious and you are dumb.

Mach said:

I love swinger slut whores!

I finished my salad. I should go back to work now.

in a salad i like...

baby spinach, mandarin (sp?) oranges, sliced fresh pears, strawberries, and a good sweet onion - poppy sead dressing...

FunkMistress said:

Goats cheese is the work of Satan in a particularly bad mood one friday morning when he wondered who on God's green earth he could get to eat a cross between donkey smeg and toe jam

One more thing.

Overheard at my job just now:

"Purple blowjob!"

"Babies for dinner??"

FunkMistress said:

YUMMMMM!!!!!


I will probably be having a bit of cottage cheese, some grapes and a rye crisp cracker for lunch.

FunkMistress said:

My fave is fields greens with a smoky gorgonzola, candied pecans and dried cranberry. And onion and carrot and jicama.

FunkMistress said:

I love salad.Gonna have one today,in fact.After all that turkey and ham,I'm ready to eat lite for awhile.

even though I'm a fat ass, I LOVE salads. A big greek salad with potato salad underneath it, YUM.






No vile tomatoes though, that shit'll get ya shot.

JerseyKRS said:

I HATE raw tomatoes!

CarrieMpls said:

ugh, all slimy and shit? Gr-oss.

FunkMistress said:

I just ate lunch but your making me want a salad anyway.

JerseyKRS said:

mmm gimme antipasto salad...with salami and cheeses and black olives and pepperoncini (sp?) and pickled mushrooms and artichoke hearts and and and any other kinda pickled stuff.

Shorty said:

that sounds like a typical weekend mid afternoon snack around here!

I LOVE marinated mushrooms, I could eat a whole jar of them.

FunkMistress said:

This is my favorite thread ever! Salad AND swinger slut whores!