P.E.T.A. (People for the Ethical Treatment of Assholes) took the first step in the protection of the rights of assholes everywhere today when they filed an improper termination lawsuit against McDonald's corporation on behalf of Rodney "Badger" McKnight today. Mr. McKnight, who others have described as "an asshole," was terminated from his position as cashier at the McDonald's family eatery on Eldorado Parkway in McKinney, Texas for allegedly telling a customer that they could "shove your biggie-size fries up your stupid ass, motherfucker... this is McDonald's, not Wendy's, you stupid shit! If you want biggie-size fries, why don't you go to fucking Wendy's, you fucking idiot!!!? If you keep fucking with me, I will put on a clown suit and whip your fucking ass, you dunce!"

The customer immediately asked to speak to the store manager. Upon speaking with the store manager, the customer called Mr. McKnight an "asshole," thus begging the involvement of P.E.T.A. in this matter. Officials from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Assholes hope to nab their first court victory, as the manager of the McDonald's eatery concurred with the customer's assertion that Mr. McKnight was indeed an "asshole," thereby verbally condemning Mr. McKnight to assholishness and causing him undue mental stress.

When questioned about his termination, Mr. McKnight stated "These corporate fucks want to make it so that a regular guy can't be a human. I mean, what the fuck would you do if some prick came into Taco Bell and ordered a fucking hamburger? You would shit on the fucking floor and scrub that dumb fucker's face in it, wouldn't you? That's what I thought!"

In a formal statement, P.E.T.A. spokesperson, Ricardo Cabesa, stated "Mr. McKnight was the victim of an appalling trend in corporate America in that he was persecuted for merely being a human being and refusing to fit into the automaton mold of corporate America."

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teller said:

You see... my creativity is often misplaced.

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"These corporate fucks want to make it so that a regular guy can't be a human. I mean, what the fuck would you do if some prick came into Taco Bell and ordered a fucking hamburger? You would shit on the fucking floor and scrub that dumb fucker's face in it, wouldn't you? That's what I thought!"



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My quotes didn't attach for some reason... Grrrr
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IceNine said:

You really ought to consider a career as an author of some kind...put that creative literacy to use!

teller said:

I am actually working on writing a book at the moment... it will be pretty damned unique when finished.

IceNine said:

So few great authors can make good use of the word "fuck" with style and grace...

teller said:

What I am writing is actually not going to be like what I write here... it is not a funny thing that I am writing about at all. I am working on something that is disturbing in that it puts a "real" face on humanity.

Badger? We don't need no stinkin' Badger!

IceNine said:

<---intrigued

teller said:

I will be applying my theories about the lack of universal morality and ethics and applying this theory to the horrors that one can do when free from a collective morality. The protagonist of this idea has ethics and even morality, but they are not based upon gods, religions or societal norms. Is a man's worth based on sympathy for mankind or is it based on his capacity for greatness? How do we define "greatness" as it relates to a person or their accomplishments and why do we judge things the way we do? Was Nietzsche right when he said that "the suffering of millions will have been worth it if it produces even one great man?"

This is VASTLY oversimplifying what I am doing, but I don't want to say too much about it yet.

"It's a shame the kind of pain we can inflict..."

IceNine said:

Sounds heavy...I wonder how the protagonist arrives at protagonism...

teller said:

He arrives at it by the mere fact that he is the first and central character in the book...

IceNine said:

Is the protagonist a badger, by any chance? it could be kinda like Watership Down huh?

JediMaster said:

Watch out for Owsla!!!

I am a charter member of P.E.T.A., by the way.

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