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"She's OK. Marvin just woke her up with his exercise wheel."
- To my wife, explaining that my daughter's new hamster was disturbing her sleep. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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when am i gonna be able to see past this smoke screen???
asking myself a random question. THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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"I've lost all respect to her. Clearly she's not suited for the job anymore." | |
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ArielB said: "I've lost all respect to her. Clearly she's not suited for the job anymore."
I didn't hear you say that.  | |
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hokie said: ArielB said: "I've lost all respect to her. Clearly she's not suited for the job anymore."
I didn't hear you say that. I was pee-peeing at the time. | |
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GET OUT OF MY WAY, KITTEH! "What's 'non-sequitur' mean? Do I look it up in a Fag-to-English dictionary?" | |
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tackam said: GET OUT OF MY WAY, KITTEH!
 I say that all the time. My cat, Reebok, is CONSTANTLY getting in my way. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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ArielB said: hokie said: I didn't hear you say that. I was pee-peeing at the time. You talk to yourself while you pee?
I might have to rethink our relationship. | |
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hokie said: ArielB said: I was pee-peeing at the time. You talk to yourself while you pee?
I might have to rethink our relationship. No I wasn't talking to myself. That would be weird. I was talking to my penis. | |
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ArielB said: hokie said: You talk to yourself while you pee?
I might have to rethink our relationship. No I wasn't talking to myself. That would be weird. I was talking to my penis.  | |
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psychodelicide said: tackam said: GET OUT OF MY WAY, KITTEH!
I say that all the time. My cat, Reebok, is CONSTANTLY getting in my way. You'd think they'd learn! My cat has a habit, when I get out of bed, or when I come home at night, of flopping down in front of me and rolling around. It's her way of saying "yay, I'm happy to see you!" But someday I'm gonna accidentally step on the little dumbass. Today I was carrying groceries. "What's 'non-sequitur' mean? Do I look it up in a Fag-to-English dictionary?" | |
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These bitches are really getting on my LAST nerve 
(said after taking an annoying cel call from the choir director after rehearsal) | |
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To hubby: I'm hungry again, what can I eat that late in the evening? | |
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"Look, I don't care if this is the way you say hello around here, I am NOT letting you spread peanut butter around my asshole, and that's that!" | |
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