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I am counting the day that school starts again,I have been watching my nephews,and they are slowly getting on my nerves.  Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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Happy Birthday!!~~~
Today is my daughter, Michelle's 11th birthday. Everytime I see her today, I hug her and give her a big kiss, and the occasional~Happy Birthday!~  | |
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obsessed said: DanceWme said: "What you doing for new years? Wanna go get drunk?"
to my mother  Bet she will! nah my moms dont drink. And i could NEVER be drunk around her. The thought alone is uncomfortable 
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'Goodnight Meg, have fun' | |
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"You're three years old, you don't poop in your pull-ups anymore!!!"
beat that, org! A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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"I'll call you back in a minute after I get out the shower"
...I didn't call her back  If you will, so will I | |
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"this doesn't even NEED staples!!" | |
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RenHoek said: "You're three years old, you don't poop in your pull-ups anymore!!!"
beat that, org! And what kind of response did you get? | |
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 @ the responses. Nice to see that I'm not the only orger who talks to my cats.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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"Fluffy, move your butt!" Said to my cat, because she tends to stand right in front of my computer monitor to get my attention. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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RenHoek said: "You're three years old, you don't poop in your pull-ups anymore!!!"
beat that, org! The Normal Whores Club | |
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"Yo ass always got some shit to say " to my barkin' ass dog, Marley. | |
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Buh to the bbbbuh buh buh bye *in a voicemail* | |
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where's the relish?  (I was making potato salad) | |
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It's been a lot and I still wonder 
I was all singing and shit  |
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'I don't know...I don't remember if it was her or me that told his fat ass to move.' HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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"Jumping pagans on a pentacle" | |
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"I can't... the baby is gonna be here all day tomorrow!"
Thank Jeebus...  | |
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"whatever" I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me |
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"Close your peepers and GO TO SLEEP, I love you" | |
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"Turn up the heater I'm freezing! | |
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You can be such a jerk! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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Shit Fuck Damn ... man | |
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"OW you shit cock mother fuCKER!!!!"
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If you don't stop acting up, I'ma fuck you up |
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"Good night, beautiful." "What's 'non-sequitur' mean? Do I look it up in a Fag-to-English dictionary?" | |
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Oh, no wait. I talked to my cat more recently than I talked to my girlfriend. It was probably something along the lines of "KITTEH!!1!"
 "What's 'non-sequitur' mean? Do I look it up in a Fag-to-English dictionary?" | |
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"shut your mouth before i put my dick in it."
don't ask! | |
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InsatiableCream said: "shut your mouth before i put my dick in it."
don't ask! oh shit ! |
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"Hey... the Bay Bridge is in Maryland right? Or am I just really late?" If you will, so will I | |
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