Santa, put your dick back in your suit!

JuliePurplehead said:

You still have the bat in your room? If so..WTF? How did a bat get in your room?

" what time does the movie start ? "

MoniGram said:

We can't find it now! It either went back up to the attic or it got in between the walls. My brother left his tennis racket for me. I'm going to sleep with it tonight. I seriously can't handle this shit. I thought I was going to have a heart attack last night.

JuliePurplehead said:

I bet! That would freak the crap out of me!!!!

"Ram" - the way Homer say's "Beer"

I just read Hueys computer upgrade thread

MoniGram said:

I keep telling myself that it's more scared of me than I am of it and deep down I know that's true but I'm still pretty frickin' scared. And I keep reminding myself that bats are actually helpful to our environment but they'd be a lot more helpful outside of my house! I don't think Animal Control will help me. Even if you have a oppossum, the only thing they'll do is leave you a cage to catch it yourself. Yet they don't want people to kill the animals. I'm all for getting this bat out of my house safely but I'm gonna be honest, if that thing comes flying into me I will hit it as hard as I can with that racket and if it dies, so fucking be it.

Shhh! (2 my barking dog)

yes...now.....

Oh, my God!

Did you hear those gunshots last night in the alley?

He looks gross

"He's ruining my day!"

holy shit!

'Yeah, but I can't believe he didn't know Napoleon's name. It's kind of scary.'

"She has to hear me say it a few more times first before she says it back"


[Edited 12/28/08 16:14pm]

I just woke up after a long nap and have been silent for hours.

But I do remember upon leaving the international English speaking church today my parting words at social hour were " you motherfuckers are toxic and in serious need of therapy"

I expect to be excommunicated REAL soon once that gets back to a few folks:giggle:

Ha! It looks like the Rocket Arm's last pass was an illegal one!

RodeoSchro said:

uh huh!

"Fuck YOU, asshole!"

"What you doing for new years? Wanna go get drunk?"
to my mother

"Adam, you're 23 years old. When are you going to stop celebrating every time you take a pee?"

Bedankt voor de koffie (thanks for the coffee in dutch) to my mother.

Dame 20 pesos


to my brother
He said, "Fuck you"

DanceWme said:

Bet she will!

I don't remember. Maybe, "OK, see you later."

"kiss my ass"(said this to an annoying bitch co-worker)

"No! YOU get off the bus!!"

"Honey, did you see this idiotic thread about post the last thing you said?"