On Christmas Day I dropped a can of ginger ale. It busted and started spraying everywhere, all over my freshly mopped kitchen floor. I screamed and ran for it, but it was flying all over the place from all the carbonated soda spraying out the little hole. I chased it down and grabbed it, but then I slipped in all the spilled ginger ale and I went flying across the floor, dropping the can again and falling hard on my ass. I scrambled up and dove for the can again, knocking over the coffee cups that were on the kitchen island. I finally got the can in my hands and my feet under me and made a mad dash for the sink, but not in time to save my floor from copious amounts of sticky ginger ale and shards of coffee cups.

It.

Was.

Hysterical.

Glad you didn't hurt yourself. I hate it when you just get a floor nice and clean, and you accidentally spill something on it.

psychodelicide said:

You're missing the point! Read it and really picture the scene! It was HILARIOUS! I bruised my ass and my elbow, but it was worth it. We were all crying from laughter, after my whole family stopped playing video games and rushed into the kitchen to find out what the hell all the banging and crashing and screaming was.

FunkMistress said:

No, not missing the point. I just didn't want to laugh at you. I'm sure it was very funny.
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psychodelicide said:

Aww, thanks.

I was pretty pissed about the floor.

FunkMistress said:

You're welcome. I'd be pretty pissed about the floor getting dirty again too.

omg, that's awesome.

FunkMistress said:

Best Christmas story ever

Even better than that one about the baby and the wise men

You guys should have a reality show

ThreadCula said:

I would definitely tune in and watch it. I'm willing to bet that it would be better than "The Osbournes" reality TV show that was on MTV a few years back.

ThreadCula said:

I so agree with that one!

That's weird! Exact same thing happened to me!?!

Although not a Christmas time. It was at the dentists, not in my kitchen, which made it worse, I think, but still a funny episode. It wasn't a can of ginger ale, it was that little glass of mouth wash you have to rinse with every now and then. But instead of it spraying everywhere, I accidentally drank it! Not all of it mind, but definitely forgot to spit it all out. Oh lord, I'm laughing now just thinking about it. The dentist was not amused, partly because he had just re-decorated, and partly because he didn't notice what I'd done.

Twilight Zone or what?!

Fuck!!!! I wish I was there to see this I could see my wife " Are you gonna help? Shit nooooo this is hilarious!!!"

ThreadCula said:

You should hear the crazy pretend arguments we have with each other all the time. We tried to explain it to our wedding photographer when she overheard us, and she tried to be polite, but really she was all

ThreadCula said:

co-sign

Where's the video camera when U need one?

FunkMistress said:

Well, next time just remember to wipe off all the lube off your hands and stop walking around the house in those 6" spike heel stipper shoes. j/k Good to hear that there were no knee scrapes and ass bruises.
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oops
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paintedlady said: