I got that hot bitch just what she wanted for Christmas, some kitchen knives.



SUPER sharp fuckers. So, knowing that she is, uh, how you say?...clum...er, dexterity challenged....I asked her many times to be careful.

Well, she turns to me making silly noises and faces with the knife in her hand talking about how she's not going to cut herself with her new knives.





She then proceeded to cut her finger with her new kitchen knife.

Those mofo's are sharp. We have two of them.

I cut my finger tip with a veggie peeler earlier.

I can't cook without my globals....i love em

Get a ceramic steel though.

I once cut myself twice in a row with one of our sharpest knives

I hope her cut wasn't too bad

mdiver said:

evenstar3 said:

Watchit butt munch

mdiver said:

how is there not a jerseymistress reality show yet?

evenstar3 said:

guns,knives and weed would make such a great show

mdiver said:

and the fucking, don't forget the fucking!!

JerseyKRS said:

I was trying to forget the image of Magnum on the job

On Christmas Eve I was baking an apple pie and I burned myself not once, not twice, but THREE times.

I am usually not that clumsy, but for some reason I was that day. Those burns hurt like hell!!

Erin step away from the knife! Please step A W A Y from the kniffffeeee