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PrintableVoicesCarry said: meow85 said: Everybody's got one. Some people have several. A moment during sex that just made you bust out laughing.
Here be mine, ladies and gents. This happened a few years ago. So some friends and I are having a movie night. American Psycho is on. My current (at the time) humpbuddy and I got a tad bored, and one thing led to another. We didn't bother to leave the room, just kept the volume down so as not to disturb the moviegoing experience too much. My crowd's pretty open about stuff like that. Now, at one point, I notice he keeps turning his head to look back at the tv screen. And as he climaxes, he yells out, "Man, Christian Bale is SO hot!" 
I 'bout died laughing. So did everyone else in the room. If I ever meet Mr. Bale, I'm going to inform him that I got to be him for a night. 
I have to say though, I think I'd make a pretty swell Batman.  So you were fucking in front of everyone?  Technically, to the side of. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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meow85 said: VoicesCarry said: So you were fucking in front of everyone? Technically, to the side of. Damn, you kinky girl.  | |
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with this being the approaching holiday season.....we all need to fukking make preparations to enroll or subscribe to an etiquiete class....call sharon osborne or somebody. prince's music is all fukked up...we are some depressed asses! ! ! ! ! !
cause you bitches are out of control! ! ! THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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meow85 said: SCNDLS said: Prince has been known to jump up in the bed with looking all frantic like, "What are you doing to Mommy????"  You've been holding out on us with some mighty juicy stories, SCNDLS. 
[Edited 12/20/08 4:10am]  I'm actually a boring, lazy, underachieving fuck. 
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i guess the closest i have is i met one of my closest friends while his bf at that time was fucking me on the kitchen table and he came in to get a midnight snack. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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ehuffnsd said: i guess the closest i have is i met one of my closest friends while his bf at that time was fucking me on the kitchen table and he came in to get a midnight snack.
Did he join in? | |
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MajesticOne89 said: KidaDynamite said: Don't start what you can't finish, bruh!
Oh, and have a holly jolly Christmas.  I didnt expect you to shoot so low 
Ummm you should be wishing me something else hint look in profile And Merry Christmas!!! Awww, you're becoming a man!  I should call you for your bday.  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: MajesticOne89 said: I didnt expect you to shoot so low
Ummm you should be wishing me something else hint look in profile And Merry Christmas!!! Awww, you're becoming a man! I should call you for your bday.  | |
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MajesticOne89 said: KidaDynamite said: Awww, you're becoming a man! I should call you for your bday.  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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meow85 said: KidaDynamite said: You did it in a room with a bunch of your frinds WHILST watching a movie....American Psycho at that??? Well, only two friends, but yeah. Most of us have a pretty huge comfort zone, and not much by the way of personal boundaries when it comes to each other. I know it's not normal, but it's normal for us. I'm just glad we weren't watching Bale in The Machinist. THEN I'd have been a little alarmed.
[Edited 12/18/08 18:22pm] seems like it would be interesting to hang out with you all on a movie night... My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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meow85 said: VoicesCarry said: So you were fucking in front of everyone? Technically, to the side of. Ya, I can remember a night like that as well. I was young and stupid and I guess didn't care that dude's buddies were also in the room. It's not a funny story, though.
I can't think of any funny ones. | |
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VoicesCarry said: ehuffnsd said: i guess the closest i have is i met one of my closest friends while his bf at that time was fucking me on the kitchen table and he came in to get a midnight snack.
Did he join in? no he got his snack and went back to his room. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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this thread is crazy! | |
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I don't have any funny stories | |
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ehuffnsd said: VoicesCarry said: Did he join in? no he got his snack and went back to his room. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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I was once with a girl who had a pet ferret. We were on her bed. After, I couldn't find my keys, wallet, etc. The whole time, the ferret was going into my pants on the floor and taking items one by one and hiding them way under her bed. That cheeky ferret. My art book: http://www.lulu.com/spotl...ecomicskid
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ok. ok.. my husbnd would come in drunk from a night of partying and get in the bed.
Of course i was sleep and he would wake me up to cuddle. on most nights, it was his voice i heard, but when i woke up, i was always fuckking some other dude! ! ! ! ... THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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one of my first times making whoopie....the girl said "um....wrong hole" | |
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Richard, I fucking love you.
Um. . .  . . . I can't think of any! I mean, my cat can tell when I'm close to coming and will come in and yowl at us. I call her my Impending Orgasm Detector. But I'm not sure I think it's funny. 
My current lover and I giggle during sex because we're nerds and we find ourselves saying things during sex like, "NOM NOM NOM" and "all my pussy are belong to you". But, I think you'd have to be there. "What's 'non-sequitur' mean? Do I look it up in a Fag-to-English dictionary?" | |
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I can't think of anything funny happening during sex, but I had the worst luck with condoms this summer...
I was next to checking out at the grocery store, and I flipped out my wallet (being behind the person transacting) - you know, because I wanted to be ready - and the condom flew out and landed on the conveyer belt. It didn't embarass me that much, but I think the checker kinda freaked and had to get to it before I did. I let him return it to me when it came my turn, even though none of it escaped the attention of the person in line before me... Later that week, the same thing happened again. I had a little writing notebook in my shoulder bag - finally! - so I would start jotting down my ideas for short stories. Inspiration struck & I didn't want to forget, so I flipped the notebook out while standing at a light downtown, but I apparently had a couple rubbers that worked their way inbetween the pages, and they went flying too. This wasn't as funny; its humbling making your way around a bunch of rush hour ped traffic on your hands and knees picking up your rubbers from a dirty sidewalk. | |
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Ok I can tell this story now that my ex and I have been broken up for a year and half.
One night I was asleep and I was awoken by my ex trying to jack me off. I rolled over and he was sound asleep. I didn't know what to do so I just batted his hand away and fell back asleep. The next morning he woke up and started to tell me some dream he was having that involved us in a winter cabin and a fire and me in flannel pajamas, and how he started jacking me and we had the best sex ever. I smilied at him and said well i knew part of it all ready because you woke me up. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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this thread is outrageous | |
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myfavorite said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: It really is isn't it. That dog loved to watch us fuck that dog would get so worked up that he would sometimes jump on the bed and try and hump us! That dog was a total fag
. [Edited 12/19/08 19:22pm] what in the black fuck is your PROBLEM! ! ! ! ! ! I'm mortifiiiiieeeeed! ! ! ! !  It only would have been a problem if I let him 
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: myfavorite said: what in the black fuck is your PROBLEM! ! ! ! ! ! I'm mortifiiiiieeeeed! ! ! ! ! It only would have been a problem if I let him
This is a GREAt thread! Mosre sex stories! | |
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oh and that was mortified. ... THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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this chick i knew....LOVED to swallow. That's cool and all, but sometimes one wishes to see what's happening. So i mader her "not swallow" one time...so she could see it squirt everywhere.
well..... ...that plan backfired...no pun intended. Let's just say I should have taken the advice given to Ralphie from A Christmas Story. | |
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