SCNDLS said:

He now has to be put out of a room before we get it on.

I swear sometimes dogs are like kids!

KatSkrizzle said:

My dog Prince has been known to jump up in the bed with looking all frantic like, "What are you doing to Mommy????"

SCNDLS said:

Yeah, my ex and I would always have to just let the MF dog kick it because if we tried to keep him away from us or out of the room he would destroy the house out of total panic that he couldn't be in the same space as us when we were fuckin:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Supa? Supa? What's WRONG witchu????

Boy, you killin' me here!

SCNDLS said:

Well people accuse me of lying about my stories but there is proof right there, the dog on the fucking edge of the bed watching me go down on daddy's snausage

SCNDLS said:

Well people accuse me of lying about my stories but there is proof right there, the dog on the fucking edge of the bed watching me go down on daddy's snausage

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Why is his fuckin' look priceless??? And you look, um. . . intent.

Me and a friend of mine went out. We met three other guys, brought them home, and had a fivesome. One of the guys had a large afro that he looked liked he spent a lot of time on. One guy was sucking another guy's balls at the same time the guy with the afro was sucking his dick. All of a sudden, the guy getting sucked pulled his dick out of the mouth of the guy with the afro. The guy with the afro didn't move his head in time and the cum shot dead up in his afro. I gave him a towel and he started wiping his head, while bitching about the towel fucking up his fro, then he started bitching because his hair was sticky.

Me and a friend of mine went out. We met three other guys, brought them home, and had a fivesome. One of the guys had a large afro that he looked liked he spent a lot of time on. One guy was sucking another guy's balls at the same time the guy with the afro was sucking his dick. All of a sudden, the guy getting sucked pulled his dick out of the mouth of the guy with the afro. The guy with the afro didn't move his head in time and the cum shot dead up in his afro. I gave him a towel and he started wiping his head, while bitching about the towel fucking up his fro, then he started bitching because his hair was sticky.

bobbywoods said:

x 10

Get yo ass outta here Bobby!

SCNDLS said:

It really is isn't it. That dog loved to watch us fuck that dog would get so worked up that he would sometimes jump on the bed and try and hump us! That dog was a total fag

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[Edited 12/19/08 19:22pm]

Everybody's got one. Some people have several. A moment during sex that just made you bust out laughing.

Here be mine, ladies and gents. This happened a few years ago.

So some friends and I are having a movie night. American Psycho is on. My current (at the time) humpbuddy and I got a tad bored, and one thing led to another. We didn't bother to leave the room, just kept the volume down so as not to disturb the moviegoing experience too much. My crowd's pretty open about stuff like that.

Now, at one point, I notice he keeps turning his head to look back at the tv screen. And as he climaxes, he yells out,

"Man, Christian Bale is SO hot!"




I 'bout died laughing. So did everyone else in the room. If I ever meet Mr. Bale, I'm going to inform him that I got to be him for a night.



I have to say though, I think I'd make a pretty swell Batman.

KatSkrizzle said:

so....

I hook up with this older guy, but he's way way hot. So he's on some DL shit or somethin so he takes me to his work office. So we get naked and start rolling around throughout the office and he sits in an office chair and my face goes in his lap.

Well eventually he wants to bitch out and so he lifts his legs to hook them on the arms of the chair and he pushes my face down so I can tongue his crackhole and as I got closer I saw that his asshole was ringed with giant purple marble sized hemorrhoids! Soon as I saw that shit I pulled my head away and like a very innocent boy said

Oh no, I don't do that

How the hell are you gonna push my face in your ass when you know that shit's a natural disaster!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

KidaDynamite said:

My sister's friend sister's boyfriend used to lick her hemorrhoids!

KidaDynamite said:

Now what about you?

MajesticOne89 said:

I know you ain't asking me if I licked someone's hemorrhoids?

KidaDynamite said:

Oh, so it's a "been there done that " kinda thing?

MajesticOne89 said:

Yes!

I told you that night I wasn't down with that.

KidaDynamite said:

Ohhhhh!! You're right, my fault.

You know, you were so off that night that i completely forgot about it

MajesticOne89 said:

Do you mean I kept "slipping off" because it was nothing there?

KidaDynamite said:

unnecessary

MajesticOne89 said:

I win!

So, how's school?

KidaDynamite said:

Meh, I'll get you next time

Schools fine, although im actually on break now.

MajesticOne89 said:

Don't start what you can't finish, bruh!

Oh, and have a holly jolly Christmas.

I'll be back. You know I got some good ones

Take your pick:

Purple Marbles
Mommy
The Flood

I got more if you need them
[Edited 12/19/08 17:45pm]

Prince has been known to jump up in the bed with looking all frantic like, "What are you doing to Mommy????"