Damn! Shit! Fuck! And my favs Bitch and Motherfucker! I like using those words, they have a way of making people shut the fuck up long enough to hear what I've got to say!

I was just reading a post on the Huffington Post about Obama's Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, who apparently like myself, likes to curse and the poster seems to have a moral problem with public officials that curse.

After I stopped laughing, I told the poster that words are just that...words. Some hurt more than others. Of course, the reply was..."curse words are hurtful and you should be able to express yourself better than that!"

My question to the Org is which words as a reply to that do you think he'd find more hurtful...

"Motherfucker, please!"

Or

"Sir, your imbecilic response facilitates the necessity of articulating my discourse with profound indignation!"

Definitely "Motherf*cker please"....

I try my best not to swear, but it's hard sometimes.

I think an even mixture of both works best....

'Sir, you idiotic response requires me to tell you to go fuck off'

Simply because it isn't politically correct to slap a bitch hard enough with a closed fist to cause a tooth to fly outta his mouth.

paintedlady said:

2elijah said:

As the late, great Bernie Mac once said, "Don't be afraid of the word Motherfucker. It's a noun. It describes a person, place or thing!"

Wrong fricking forum.

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

If that's the case, then why not say "Fatherf***ker" as well?!?

June7 said:

But it's in regards to the next Chief of Staff...so what's the motherfucking problem?

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

[The motherfucking problem is, it's more about fucking cussing, and less about the motherfucking c.o.s., or at least that's where it went. Shit... - June7]

paintedlady said:

There you go, AGAIN with the violence.

Cursing is a great release and a fine art. Can't nobody curse like Samuel L. Jackson, that nucca takes that shit to Shakesperean levels.

I don't trust people that don't curse, it makes me feel like they're hiding something.

We teach our kids that there is a time and place for all types of talking, we're not naive enough to believe they won't ever curse. As long as they know the rights and wrongs of it and act accordingly, we feel we've done a good job as parents.

In case you were wondering, they are not ALLOWED to curse, we don't advocate that.

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

You fucked up. Get over it.

SCNDLS said:

Damn... I can't help it.

Oh and about Mr. Jackson.... he really cusses well, his tone and timing are impeccable. I would love to see him do improv street shows like that.

paintedlady said:

The funny part is that he REALLY talks like that in real life, not all the time but when he gets crunk . . . He's fuckin' hilarious!

SCNDLS said:

OMG!!! I could see him doing that too.

paintedlady said:

I met him in Austin at a golf tournament and he invited me and my friends to kick it with him, and LAWD he was funny. I almost peed my pants laughing at him. I kept asking him to say,

"AK47. . . when you absolutely, positively have to kill EVERY muthafucka in the room. . . accept no substitues!" So he started saying it to me at random moments to see my ignant ass roll on the restaurant floor. Ooooooweeeee, that was funny!

paintedlady said:

omg!!

SCNDLS said:

PopeLeo said:

Oh, shut the fuck up!

I try my best not to curse, because as a platoon sergeant, it doesn't look or sound very professional or Soldierly to cuss left and right while addressing the troops...HOWEVER, damned if them motherfuckers don't bring it out of you...I can recall a weekend earlier this year, where I had to pick up 3 of my guys from the MP station for fighting in a local nightclub on Friday, then early Saturday afternoon, I had to go pick up a new guy I had only briefly met for domestic abuse...so on Monday morning, I went the fuck off...

...I don't think I've EVER used that many curse words in succession before or since that fateful weekend....some of the cats that are still in the unit talk about that speech in hushed, reverent tones...and that helped solidify my rep as one of the NCOs not to fuck with....

reneGade20 said:

My fucking lawd, this thread is hilarious. Shit..

this thread is bullshit and fucking offends me.

I have tried 2 stop cursing over the last few years. However, it does come out when I'm driving and I see a f-ing FORD blocking traffic.

ehuffnsd said:

Then piss the fucking fuck off, motherfucker!

Or else, fucking stay with us!

ehuffnsd said:

Either take off your muthafuckin' sensateev sweater, or put on a gatdamn tiara and pumps and join in!

daPrettyman said:

Hey....road rage don't count, because cursing while driving is the only thing that keeps you from pulling someone over and beating the shit out of them....

ya killin me.....fuck.
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