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Warrior Tribe Drinks Unlikely Nectar for Strength (slightly NSFW) This is my annual dedication to the Etoro tribe.
Not so much an endorsement of their lifestyle, but a way of educating some of you folks as to the world around you. Religion and myth are powerful. It can cause a person to chop down a perfectly living tree, drag it into your living room, and throw a bunch of lights and ornomants on it. 
But tradition and religion can also cause one to drink sperm in the belief that he will obtain greater strength and vitality. Indeed, it can even cause an enitre tribe or group of people to resort to sperm drinking. The Etoro Tribe: 1) Males drink sperm to gain strength 2) Adolescent males drink sperm from an Anus father. Sometimes, taking sperm annaly in the hopes of gaining strength to fight other tribes. 3) The act of drinking sperm has less a sexual purpose than it does a practical purpose in their minds. It's believed that strength and life forces are found in the sperm. A Etoro male would laugh at you at thinking drinking sperm made one a "sissy". Indeed, to them drinking sperm from another, stronger man, makes you fucking Chuck Norris. More on this tribe: http://news.softpedia.com...7804.shtml Just thought you'd like to know. thread title change [Edited 12/4/08 6:51am] | |
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Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatorMars23 said: Just imagine if the Etoro had enough political sway in America to do what the political neo-cons do in reverse. 
Mods, this is not a political thread. This thread is about drinking sperm for strength. Ergo, a classic General Discussion, all purpose, informational thread. | |
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where's the holy-fucking-hell emoticon when you really, really need it...
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If drinking sperm really gave strength GD orgers would have taken over the world by now.
You'd at least be governor of Florida. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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RenHoek said: where's the holy-fucking-hell emoticon when you really, really need it...
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Mars23 said: If drinking sperm really gave strength GD orgers would have taken over the world by now.
You'd at least be governor of Florida.
Oh gawd dayum that's funny
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Does the "Anal Father" dispense sperm from his anus or deposit it in the anus of his followers? Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Imago said: RenHoek said: where's the holy-fucking-hell emoticon when you really, really need it...
this thread = X a googleplexYou can't tell me that you don't learn a few things form my threads You should have your own make-over show on TLC: "What Not To Post" | |
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errant said: Imago said: You can't tell me that you don't learn a few things form my threads You should have your own make-over show on TLC: "What Not To Post" | |
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Imago said: Mars23 said: If drinking sperm really gave strength GD orgers would have taken over the world by now.
You'd at least be governor of Florida.
Oh gawd dayum that's funny
lawd Jeb Bush took his sperm from a sippy cup and ole Charlie doesn't have IT in him if you get my drift. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Where are the women?
So far this thread has been one big sausage party  | |
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Mars23 said: Imago said:
Oh gawd dayum that's funny
lawd Jeb Bush took his sperm from a sippy cup and ole Charlie doesn't have IT in him if you get my drift. I'm going to pee my pants
Just picturing Jeb drinking sperm on his way up to Governorship | |
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I'm speechless.....
..it's all an excuse for anal sex. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I'm speechless.....
..it's all an excuse for anal sex. Isn't everything though | |
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Imago said: This is my annual dedication to the Etoro tribe.
Not so much an endorsement of their lifestyle, but a way of educating some of you folks as to the world around you. Religion and myth are powerful. It can cause a person to chop down a perfectly living tree, drag it into your living room, and throw a bunch of lights and ornomants on it.
But tradition and religion can also cause one to drink sperm in the belief that he will obtain greater strength and vitality. Indeed, it can even cause an enitre tribe or group of people to resort to sperm drinking. The Etoro Tribe: 1) Males drink sperm to gain strength 2) Adolescent males drink sperm from an Anus father. Sometimes, taking sperm annaly in the hopes of gaining strength to fight other tribes. 3) The act of drinking sperm has less a sexual purpose than it does a practical purpose in their minds. It's believed that strength and life forces are found in the sperm. A Etoro male would laugh at you at thinking drinking sperm made one a "sissy". Indeed, to them drinking sperm from another, stronger man, makes you fucking Chuck Norris. More on this tribe: http://news.softpedia.com...7804.shtml Just thought you'd like to know. You are a member aren't you? | |
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much better, thanks.
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Uhhhh... | |
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i think you are obsessed with this dan | |
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Imago said: This is my annual dedication to the Etoro tribe.
Not so much an endorsement of their lifestyle, but a way of educating some of you folks as to the world around you. Religion and myth are powerful. It can cause a person to chop down a perfectly living tree, drag it into your living room, and throw a bunch of lights and ornomants on it.
But tradition and religion can also cause one to drink sperm in the belief that he will obtain greater strength and vitality. Indeed, it can even cause an enitre tribe or group of people to resort to sperm drinking. The Etoro Tribe: 1) Males drink sperm to gain strength 2) Adolescent males drink sperm from an Anus father. Sometimes, taking sperm annaly in the hopes of gaining strength to fight other tribes. 3) The act of drinking sperm has less a sexual purpose than it does a practical purpose in their minds. It's believed that strength and life forces are found in the sperm. A Etoro male would laugh at you at thinking drinking sperm made one a "sissy". Indeed, to them drinking sperm from another, stronger man, makes you fucking Chuck Norris. More on this tribe: http://news.softpedia.com...7804.shtml Just thought you'd like to know. thread title change [Edited 12/4/08 6:51am] oh yeah like changing the title is going to help. what's next? "sperm-drinking dustmites have spiritual connections to prince's movie grafitti bridge" ??? | |
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Mars23 said: Oh crap that was funny!!!!!Peace. Love. Prince | |
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horatio said: i think you are obsessed with this dan
I'm not obsessed! I'm impressed! | |
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XxAxX said: Imago said: This is my annual dedication to the Etoro tribe.
Not so much an endorsement of their lifestyle, but a way of educating some of you folks as to the world around you. Religion and myth are powerful. It can cause a person to chop down a perfectly living tree, drag it into your living room, and throw a bunch of lights and ornomants on it.
But tradition and religion can also cause one to drink sperm in the belief that he will obtain greater strength and vitality. Indeed, it can even cause an enitre tribe or group of people to resort to sperm drinking. The Etoro Tribe: 1) Males drink sperm to gain strength 2) Adolescent males drink sperm from an Anus father. Sometimes, taking sperm annaly in the hopes of gaining strength to fight other tribes. 3) The act of drinking sperm has less a sexual purpose than it does a practical purpose in their minds. It's believed that strength and life forces are found in the sperm. A Etoro male would laugh at you at thinking drinking sperm made one a "sissy". Indeed, to them drinking sperm from another, stronger man, makes you fucking Chuck Norris. More on this tribe: http://news.softpedia.com...7804.shtml Just thought you'd like to know. thread title change [Edited 12/4/08 6:51am] oh yeah like changing the title is going to help. what's next? "sperm-drinking dustmites have spiritual connections to prince's movie grafitti bridge" ??? Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any stranger. | |
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Imago said: XxAxX said: oh yeah like changing the title is going to help. what's next? "sperm-drinking dustmites have spiritual connections to prince's movie grafitti bridge" ??? Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any stranger. okay that is SO not on me | |
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Cloudbuster said:  i'll take a sip with my other lips  | |
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XxAxX said: Imago said: Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any stranger. okay that is SO not on me oh god, I need to check in on P M&M, speaking of strange | |
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XxAxX said: Cloudbuster said: i'll take a sip with my other lips LMAO! | |
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Etoro's battle chant:
[translated into English] My lips around your penis My lips around your penis My lips around your penis 
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Damn thats gross  | |
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