I mean, like, he just tipped over. Off a curb. It was one of the funniest things I've seen in days. He then got up and pedaled off like nothing even happened.

Yesterday, I was walking out of a subway and I saw a family walking out of the tobacco shop nearby.

Dude, there were 5 of them, all of them absolutely huge...like 350 to 400 pounds worth of flesh, mid 30s and up. ONe of them, I'm assuming the grandmother was 80, though it's hard to tell with smokers (she was also the only non-obese one) was actually using a goddamned walker!!!!! A WALKER!!!!
These people did NOT need to be walking out of a smoke shop. The smoothie place next door--sure. but I couldn't stop laughing to myself when I saw what looked to be a walking cavalry of unhealthiness strolling out of the neighborhood tobacco shop as one happy family.


Yeah, I'm going to hell



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I saw a homeless person pushing a shopping cart.....while on their cell phone once....
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to both of those. Hahaha.

Erin and I watched America's funniest home videos last night, and were hysterical during a segment of people hurting themselves.


You're not going to hell, we can't help that it's funny!!!

JerseyKRS said:

Oh, god I have another one...


This hapenned years ago though, before smoking was outright banned from restaurants here in Florida.

I was doing a project up in Jacksonville, and late one night my workmate and I decided to grab a bite at Denny's--that uber-trash restuarant that still manages to be upscale to the Waffle house.

Anyways, we come up to the front desk and a little old lady walks up to us, with the greesiest, unkempt hair, and sagging, potato-sack grey skin, and says "Smoking or non-smokin?"

Dude, I swear to god, her voice sounded halfway between The lead singer of Motorhead and the South Park dude with the voicebox.

"Smoking or non-smoking?"

We said, "non-smoking" and walked silently behind her and were seated.
Once she had left my buddy was like "Well, I know what section she'd be sitting in." and we both laughed until we cried.



That voice still rings in my head.... "Smoking or non-smoking...."

Erin walked into a parking meter a week or so ago.

JerseyKRS said:

Oh my god, I still remember the night we went out and you wanted your picture taken with that Tranny.

I broke the camera out and she got all "DIVA" on my ass and said, "Wait for the pose honnaaay. Wait for the pose!"

This will always be funny to me!

CarrieLee said:

Oh my god





I normally don't laugh at stuff like that on camera, but


I was rather pissed at the one where that girl falls in the office on the security cam. And her damned father/uncle or whatever distributes the video and the next thing you know that poor girl is on youtube!

Imago said:

CarrieLee said:

JerseyKRS said:

CarrieLee said:

We do that shit around the house all the time for no damn reason.

"Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Oh stop oh stop! OW ow ow ow ow! Ican'tbreatheIcan'tbreatheohstop!"

JerseyKRS said:

Stuff like this makes me so sad!

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

WTF!!

CarrieLee said:

that's what you get for cheating. she just had to get those
few extra stomps in after they'd said "stop".

thekidsgirl said:

he'll be sore for days, asking for help might have embarassed him

ZombieKitten said:

he was drunk, he felt great!

CarrieLee said:

she punctured a lung you assholes.....




























x's alot!!!

JerseyKRS said:

as long as he stays drunk he won't feel it

my mum works in a hospital, she always sees these guys with their injuries

if she sees an old drunk passed out with his arm over the backrest, she will move his arm - she says they are always having to do blood transfusions and in worst case, amputations because they are lying there with no circulation in their arm for a whole day

I once saw a homeless guy downtown, blowing his nose into a trash can, because he didn't have a tissue. He had one nostril blocked while he blew air out through the other nostril. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I saw Bob who lived in the tram stop lying dead in someone's front yard

psychodelicide said:

I've seen some of those day laborers standing around Home Depot do that as well.

PurpleJedi said:

When I see people doing that, I want to holler out to them, "Hey, can't you use a tissue?"

psychodelicide said:

That's called a "farmer blow." I grew up on a farm...don't ask me how I know.

DevotedPuppy said:

I didn't know it actually had a name.

psychodelicide said:

"Snot Rocket" where I'm from... it's all about distance and trajectory...

Imago said:

I think she moved to New England, and we had her seat us at a place a step down from Denny's. We laughed out loud!

have you ever been drinking coffee when somehow, some of it went down the wrong pipe or even up your nose? right after you've just taken a big swallow? and you have the choice of either choking to death or blowing it out in a huge cough? all over your workspace? splattering the monitor, papers, desk, chair, and walls with coffee?

neither have i.