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PrintableOttensen said: bboy87 said: 
 I know I'm wrong for this, but Mike blew up like the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Po chile got feet turned up like Crescent Rolls and his pants are flooding from riding up between his thighs. I KNOW from times in my past when i've had an extra 20 lbs that the whole thigh rubbing thing is NOT fun 
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SCNDLS said: Ottensen said: I know I'm wrong for this, but Mike blew up like the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Po chile got feet turned up like Crescent Rolls and his pants are flooding from riding up between his thighs. I KNOW from times in my past when i've had an extra 20 lbs that the whole thigh rubbing thing is NOT fun
He needs to put those Red Bulls DOWN. Maybe his thighs rubbing together is what's causing the smoke.
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SCNDLS said: reneGade20 said: and since it has been alleged that Iron Mike has baby stuff.....
....I was actually trying to figure out if that hospital band on her arm came from the nuthouse or what...cuz you know she aint wrapped too tight if she fuckin' around with his crazy ass.....   Aiight, Gade, I'ma agree with you as far as 2008/2009 Mike. . . but errr. . . 20 years ago, I mighta been in the room next to that heffa in the booby hatch. I remember when he was on trial for rape and his accuser was describing how Mike laid her on the bed, took her by the ankles, and ate her coochie mid air I was like, "Bitch, how you gon' get ate out against your will at 3 am in the morning!" 
Let's just say her description was vivid like a mug!
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SCNDLS said: reneGade20 said: and since it has been alleged that Iron Mike has baby stuff.....
....I was actually trying to figure out if that hospital band on her arm came from the nuthouse or what...cuz you know she aint wrapped too tight if she fuckin' around with his crazy ass..... Aiight, Gade, I'ma agree with you as far as 2008/2009 Mike. . . but errr. . . 20 years ago, I mighta been in the room next to that heffa in the booby hatch. I remember when he was on trial for rape and his accuser was describing how Mike laid her on the bed, took her by the ankles, and ate her coochie mid air I was like, "Bitch, how you gon' get ate out against your will at 3 am in the morning!"
Let's just say her description was vivid like a mug!
(Shut up, Bboy!) I know that then, as now, I sounded rather un-PC, but I often wondered the same thing...all I know is that when I was callin' shorty at 2-3 a.m.back in the day, conversation and platonic visitation WAS NOT on the agenda.... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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see the resemblence? look at this picture.. 
get this tiger some tissue. he knows he's about to be BBQ'd Tiger Strips  "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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bboy87 said:
get this tiger some tissue. he knows he's about to be BBQ'd Tiger Strips that's a nice picture.. | |
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reneGade20 said: SCNDLS said: Aiight, Gade, I'ma agree with you as far as 2008/2009 Mike. . . but errr. . . 20 years ago, I mighta been in the room next to that heffa in the booby hatch. I remember when he was on trial for rape and his accuser was describing how Mike laid her on the bed, took her by the ankles, and ate her coochie mid air I was like, "Bitch, how you gon' get ate out against your will at 3 am in the morning!"
Let's just say her description was vivid like a mug!
(Shut up, Bboy!) I know that then, as now, I sounded rather un-PC, but I often wondered the same thing...all I know is that when I was callin' shorty at 2-3 a.m.back in the day, conversation and platonic visitation WAS NOT on the agenda.... Fuck being PC let's keep that shit real. ANY woman that goes to Mike Tyson's room (in his heyday, shit even now, but ESPECIALLY in his hey), on second thought to, ANY woman that goes to ANY strange man's HOTEL room at 3 am, KNOWS she's gon' get some dick up in her. Of course she has the right to say no when she gets there. BUT for that trick to say she WENT there with the intent to "talk" after flirting with his vulgar, ignant ass all day is some BULLSHIT and Mike's dumb ass went down for the count and never got back up. I mean, really, to "talk" . . . to Mike Tyson???
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SCNDLS said: reneGade20 said: I know that then, as now, I sounded rather un-PC, but I often wondered the same thing...all I know is that when I was callin' shorty at 2-3 a.m.back in the day, conversation and platonic visitation WAS NOT on the agenda.... Fuck being PC let's keep that shit real. ANY woman that goes to Mike Tyson's room (in his heyday, shit even now, but ESPECIALLY in his hey), on second thought to, ANY woman that goes to ANY strange man's HOTEL room at 3 am, KNOWS she's gon' get some dick up in her. Of course she has the right to say no when she gets there. BUT for that trick to say she WENT there with the intent to "talk" after flirting with his vulgar, ignant ass all day is some BULLSHIT and Mike's dumb ass went down for the count and never got back up. I mean, really, to "talk" . . . to Mike Tyson???
I'ma say it for you: Bitch, please! I couldn't have said it better myself.....from the bottom of my  , I thank you!! He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: SCNDLS said: Fuck being PC let's keep that shit real. ANY woman that goes to Mike Tyson's room (in his heyday, shit even now, but ESPECIALLY in his hey), on second thought to, ANY woman that goes to ANY strange man's HOTEL room at 3 am, KNOWS she's gon' get some dick up in her. Of course she has the right to say no when she gets there. BUT for that trick to say she WENT there with the intent to "talk" after flirting with his vulgar, ignant ass all day is some BULLSHIT and Mike's dumb ass went down for the count and never got back up. I mean, really, to "talk" . . . to Mike Tyson???
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SCNDLS said: reneGade20 said: I couldn't have said it better myself.....from the bottom of my , I thank you!! You know I keeps it one hundred. if there were more like ya, the world would be a betta place!!!  He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: SCNDLS said: You know I keeps it one hundred. if there were more like ya, the world would be a betta place!!!  I dunno if the world is ready for that, but thanks.  | |
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bboy87 said:
see the resemblence? look at this picture..
get this tiger some tissue. he knows he's about to be BBQ'd Tiger Strips "That tiger didn't go crazy, he went TIGER. He was crazy when he was riding around on the lil bicycle!" | |
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Fuck it, I'm bringin' this bitch back cuz I needed a good laugh.
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SCNDLS said: Fuck it, I'm bringin' this bitch back cuz I needed a good laugh.
...this thread!!! He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: SCNDLS said: Fuck it, I'm bringin' this bitch back cuz I needed a good laugh.
...this thread!!!  | |
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bboy87 said:
 Don't laugh at my funk
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