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PrintableSCNDLS said: bboy87 said: 
Dude lookin' like real Carl Winslow-esque  NOT ol' Reginald Veljohnson, fool!More like Mike VelTyson "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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SCNDLS said: DanceWme said: Hell yeah! He looked good in a crazy/punch u in the face 'bitch u better say yes daddy when im talkin to u' kind of way.  Mike was definitely sexy in that "I'm not sure if this nucca is gonna hug me or choke me but I'll take my chances" kinda way.   I'm callin' the cops on yo ass 
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reneGade20 said: MuthaFunka said: Naw, not really. Boxers usually put on weight after they finish their careers, as do most athletes that do a lot of lifting. Once the cardio training stops, the eating continues and that muscle gets flabby and then the fat starts coming. Dude...that's IRON MIKE!! The man did 1000 pushups and situps a day when he was in prison...and now he looks like he hasn't sat up and pushed away from the table in a while.....
First it was Lennox Lewis whuppin' his ass, now it's Hometown Buffet and Sizzlers "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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bboy87 said: reneGade20 said: Dude...that's IRON MIKE!! The man did 1000 pushups and situps a day when he was in prison...and now he looks like he hasn't sat up and pushed away from the table in a while.....
First it was Lennox Lewis whuppin' his ass, now it's Hometown Buffet and Sizzlers  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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bboy87 said: reneGade20 said: Dude...that's IRON MIKE!! The man did 1000 pushups and situps a day when he was in prison...and now he looks like he hasn't sat up and pushed away from the table in a while.....
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bboy87 said: reneGade20 said: Dude...that's IRON MIKE!! The man did 1000 pushups and situps a day when he was in prison...and now he looks like he hasn't sat up and pushed away from the table in a while.....
First it was Lennox Lewis whuppin' his ass, now it's Hometown Buffet and Sizzlers Shit, on top of doin' time, I don't think he's ever gotten over Busted knockin' him da fuck out....especially since the videotape could be;interpreted to suggest that the fix was in....because even though I give Buster all the credit in the world, the bottom line is the count appears to have been long..... ...but between all that and Robin Givens, dude had no chance..... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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Y'all are killing me. This is the funniest thread in a long time. X 100.
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CalhounSq said: SCNDLS said: Mike was definitely sexy in that "I'm not sure if this nucca is gonna hug me or choke me but I'll take my chances" kinda way. I'm callin' the cops on yo ass
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dayum! this thread....laughed so hard tears started rolling down.....
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SCNDLS said: CalhounSq said: I'm callin' the cops on yo ass
That's right. You better stay in that box "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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bboy87 said: SCNDLS said: That's right. You better stay in that box  2009  | |
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PANDURITO said: Hasn't changed that much
Just gone frome heavyweight to heavy weight To Sir, with Love | |
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so red bulls are fattening To Sir, with Love | |
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 To Sir, with Love | |
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PEJ said:
so red bulls are fattening I guess that's why they make Red Bull Light. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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PEJ said:
so red bulls are fattening 
Total Carbohydrates: 28g Sugars: 27g The sugar alone is enough to add a couple of belly-fat layers.... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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PEJ said:
so red bulls are fattening 
Why they look like Jabba the Hut and Princess Lea??? | |
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SCNDLS said: PEJ said:
so red bulls are fattening
Why they look like Jabba the Hut and Princess Lea??? And you know Mike is schemin' on her....look at his eyes!! He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: SCNDLS said:
Why they look like Jabba the Hut and Princess Lea??? And you know Mike is schemin' on her....look at his eyes!! I believe that's his girlfriend. | |
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SCNDLS said: reneGade20 said: And you know Mike is schemin' on her....look at his eyes!! I believe that's his girlfriend. Jus' sayin'.... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: SCNDLS said: I believe that's his girlfriend. Jus' sayin'.... I feel sorry for the girl, she don't look strong enough to lift that gut to get to his stuff.  | |
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SCNDLS said: reneGade20 said: Jus' sayin'.... I feel sorry for the girl, she don't look strong enough to lift that gut to get to his stuff. and since it has been alleged that Iron Mike has baby stuff.....
....I was actually trying to figure out if that hospital band on her arm came from the nuthouse or what...cuz you know she aint wrapped too tight if she fuckin' around with his crazy ass..... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: SCNDLS said: I feel sorry for the girl, she don't look strong enough to lift that gut to get to his stuff. and since it has been alleged that Iron Mike has baby stuff.....
....I was actually trying to figure out if that hospital band on her arm came from the nuthouse or what...cuz you know she aint wrapped too tight if she fuckin' around with his crazy ass.....  Aiight, Gade, I'ma agree with you as far as 2008/2009 Mike. . . but errr. . . 20 years ago, I mighta been in the room next to that heffa in the booby hatch. I remember when he was on trial for rape and his accuser was describing how Mike laid her on the bed, took her by the ankles, and ate her coochie mid air I was like, "Bitch, how you gon' get ate out against your will at 3 am in the morning!"
Let's just say her description was vivid like a mug!
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SCNDLS said: reneGade20 said: Jus' sayin'.... I feel sorry for the girl, she don't look strong enough to lift that gut to get to his stuff. | |
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SCNDLS said: reneGade20 said: and since it has been alleged that Iron Mike has baby stuff.....
....I was actually trying to figure out if that hospital band on her arm came from the nuthouse or what...cuz you know she aint wrapped too tight if she fuckin' around with his crazy ass..... Aiight, Gade, I'ma agree with you as far as 2008/2009 Mike. . . but errr. . . 20 years ago, I mighta been in the room next to that heffa in the booby hatch. I remember when he was on trial for rape and his accuser was describing how Mike laid her on the bed, took her by the ankles, and ate her coochie mid air I was like, "Bitch, how you gon' get ate out against your will at 3 am in the morning!"
Let's just say her description was vivid like a mug!
(Shut up, Bboy!) Now THAT sound like some Freaknik shit! 93? 94? ( )nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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MuthaFunka said: SCNDLS said: Aiight, Gade, I'ma agree with you as far as 2008/2009 Mike. . . but errr. . . 20 years ago, I mighta been in the room next to that heffa in the booby hatch. I remember when he was on trial for rape and his accuser was describing how Mike laid her on the bed, took her by the ankles, and ate her coochie mid air I was like, "Bitch, how you gon' get ate out against your will at 3 am in the morning!"
Let's just say her description was vivid like a mug!
(Shut up, Bboy!) Now THAT sound like some Freaknik shit! 93? 94? ( )
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SCNDLS said: MuthaFunka said: Now THAT sound like some Freaknik shit! 93? 94? ( )
You STILL mad that you missed out, huh? Sheeeit, I just wanna see THOSE pics!  nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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Sdldawn said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBqoaW2oEsU&NR=1
"I'ma semi, good husband." "I sacrifice so much of my life can I at least get laid?"
Damn, that nucca was crazy. But to be real, these quotes were from later in his career when he was totally scary, but when he first came out and Cus D'amato was still alive and before the whole Robin fiasco he was actually kinda sweet. He came outta jail completely loony, only God knows what happened to him in the joint.
Okay, so let's say he was chained to a wall with a gag in his mouf, and a bag over his head. . . maybe then. . . | |
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bboy87 said: 
I know I'm wrong for this, but Mike blew up like the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Po chile got feet turned up like Crescent Rolls and his pants are flooding from riding up between his thighs. I KNOW from times in my past when i've had an extra 20 lbs that the whole thigh rubbing thing is NOT fun
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