So I have been chatting with an orger lately that I'm newly knowing. Anyway, I get this text on my cellphone:

Hi I got ur # from my friend, I bet you can't guess who I am! Aww, I'm so shy...

Look me up online, my profile is :insertprofileurlhere:

So I enter the URL and it says I have to join to see a profile. No problem. Create an account and as soon as I sign in, the profile account has already sent me a message!!!

I click it and there is a picture of a blonde chick:

24 years old from United States.

She's single (never been married) and is looking for dating, friendship and intimacy with men.



I thought I was gonna get a real date!

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Now I'm going to get endless emails from this site

and....how did the site know to direct this person to my inbox??? I'm assuming from my email? Can you glom emails off cell phones?????

Was it a pornscam?

AndGodCreatedMe said:

oh hush!

applekisses said:

I guess. I'm horny enough to fall for it too

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Oh, you fell of their trick. (I did too, in the past).
You check out a hot woman on these dating sites, and she wants you real bad, but you're only a guest on the site, so you can't communicate with her and let her know you're interested. Then you join, and she's either not there anymore, or not talking to you.

The chick looks like a really smokin hot Ann Coulter



I might as well make this skankthread part 2

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ArielB said:

yeah, as soon as I clicked on her gallery it wants me to pay $6.95 for that feature and $18.00 for one month trial. I wonder if it was a hot dude if I would have paid...

fuck no Too much free shit out there

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

sorry

AndGodCreatedMe said:

I got had the balls totally make it possible.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

kinda in-appropiate me thinks

in edit?
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Sucka!!!

make sure to list ur cell on the do not call register so U won't get that in the future...

SCNDLS said:

Don't make me get someone to troll your ass for shoes!

purplekisses said:

I had no idea you could get spam messages on text!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

yep... which is another reason i turned of my text and net access on the cells

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Uh, too late. Hillary already calling my celly for loans an' shit.

purplekisses said:

damn girl, how much shit were you getting

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

i wasn't getting anything i just didn't want to pay for the service and have the chance of getting any... i have been saving 40 bucks a month by turning all of that off.

SCNDLS said:

don't tell me you got that as a text!

How was the text related to the orger? Sounds pretty random to me.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Awww, Supa, but
Did you get back to her: lol
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superspaceboy said:

It's not. New Chat with New orger, then a mystery text? Thought the 2 were related

I thought this would be a Jack Bauer thread.

DAMNIT!

supa

rushing07 said:

You want to send me a text directing me to your hot profile don't you?

Mars23 said:

Fuck Jack Bauer!