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PrintableHowComeYouDontCallme said: Yes..
 
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AndGodCreatedMe said: HowComeYouDontCallme said: Yes..
and yes that was a yes You did it  !With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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XxAxX said: Steadwood said: This is [b]turning into some weird kinda porno thread
 [/b]Well I like pervy threads that's why I come on the ORG
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PFFFFFT
 oh mama I wish I could resist ... | |
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See it's not just the gays that get pervy..... MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: See it's not just the gays that get pervy.....
were things censored from this thread? 
what's pervy? these things happen, it's natural!  | |
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ZombieKitten said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: See it's not just the gays that get pervy.....
were things censored from this thread?
Just the title, that had VAGINAL FARTING mentioned. You know, Ariel's smooth way of wooing women.  |
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HamsterHuey said: ZombieKitten said: were things censored from this thread?
Just the title, that had VAGINAL FARTING mentioned. You know, Ariel's smooth way of wooing women. ahh, OK. can someone edit out ASS from the ASS lovers thread then  geez louise | |
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ZombieKitten said: HamsterHuey said: Just the title, that had VAGINAL FARTING mentioned. You know, Ariel's smooth way of wooing women. ahh, OK. can someone edit out ASS from the ASS lovers thread then geez louiseI think 'ass' does not sounds as bad as 'vaginal farting', actually. I mean, one of these you can flaunt, at least when it's covered, the other, I wish I'd never ever heard of. I am already mortified of the cunt as an object. |
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HamsterHuey said: ZombieKitten said: ahh, OK. can someone edit out ASS from the ASS lovers thread then geez louiseI think 'ass' does not sounds as bad as 'vaginal farting', actually. I mean, one of these you can flaunt, at least when it's covered, the other, I wish I'd never ever heard of. I am already mortified of the cunt as an object.
that's all relative, I have no problems with vaginas or farting or asses per se, but really if you censor one because a 13 year old could be reading it, or folks are accessing this at work , or you have deep-seated psychological issues over it or whatever, censor them ALL!
I hope you didn't stumble into this thread after the title was amended and find out too late  | |
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HamsterHuey said: ZombieKitten said: ahh, OK. can someone edit out ASS from the ASS lovers thread then geez louiseI think 'ass' does not sounds as bad as 'vaginal farting', actually. I mean, one of these you can flaunt, at least when it's covered, the other, I wish I'd never ever heard of. I am already mortified of the cunt as an object. I'd rather have a vaginal fart 
Than an ass fart 
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I think this is one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. Didn't think people actually admitted to it.
Thanks for a great laugh!!! | |
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JayJai said: I laugh when it happens, but I hate to hear it, so I tighten my pussy muscles every now and again durin sex so there won't be much air gettin in
and it's a plus for the guy as well cause of the tightenin of the pussy around his buddy  lol OH MA'AM | |
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I remember the first time I witnessed this happening I cracked totally up and had to abort fucking the girl.....she started crying! | |
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abierman said: I remember the first time I witnessed this happening I cracked totally up and had to abort fucking the girl.....she started crying!
 u horrible man | |
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Ocean said: abierman said: I remember the first time I witnessed this happening I cracked totally up and had to abort fucking the girl.....she started crying!
u horrible man I'm just a guy, guys crack up about farts.....this shit was funny! I had to tickle her to stop crying! | |
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abierman said: Ocean said: u horrible man I'm just a guy, guys crack up about farts.....this shit was funny! I had to tickle her to stop crying! That poor woman.  I laughed my first time too, but the sex was too good to actually abort. | |
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sextonseven said: abierman said: I'm just a guy, guys crack up about farts.....this shit was funny! I had to tickle her to stop crying! That poor woman. I laughed my first time too, but the sex was too good to actually abort. she wasn't that great.....it was a funny situation! | |
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OH MY GOD. This story cracks me up.
My friend was on a date. It was very romantic. This guy had taken her up to the Mendocino Coast in Northern Cali. Well they were getting down in their hotel room when all of a sudden....queef.....She, literally, let it go and then let it go, thinking he didn't really freak out over it. They continued. The next morning they're having a very romantic walk on the beach and he goes up to some kelp/seaweed and steps on one of those seaweed/kelp bulb/round thingies, which makes a fart sound.....he says, "Remind you of anything" I must have peed my pants when she told me that. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I just hate it when they stink.
Hey..... wait a minute.... | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: OH MY GOD. This story cracks me up.
My friend was on a date. It was very romantic. This guy had taken her up to the Mendocino Coast in Northern Cali. Well they were getting down in their hotel room when all of a sudden....queef.....She, literally, let it go and then let it go, thinking he didn't really freak out over it. They continued. The next morning they're having a very romantic walk on the beach and he goes up to some kelp/seaweed and steps on one of those seaweed/kelp bulb/round thingies, which makes a fart sound.....he says, "Remind you of anything" I must have peed my pants when she told me that.
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: OH MY GOD. This story cracks me up.
My friend was on a date. It was very romantic. This guy had taken her up to the Mendocino Coast in Northern Cali. Well they were getting down in their hotel room when all of a sudden....queef.....She, literally, let it go and then let it go, thinking he didn't really freak out over it. They continued. The next morning they're having a very romantic walk on the beach and he goes up to some kelp/seaweed and steps on one of those seaweed/kelp bulb/round thingies, which makes a fart sound.....he says, "Remind you of anything" I must have peed my pants when she told me that.
that's my coast!
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are ya'll talking about queefing? My roommate and I have frequent conversations about the subject. | |
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EmeraldSkies said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: OH MY GOD. This story cracks me up.
My friend was on a date. It was very romantic. This guy had taken her up to the Mendocino Coast in Northern Cali. Well they were getting down in their hotel room when all of a sudden....queef.....She, literally, let it go and then let it go, thinking he didn't really freak out over it. They continued. The next morning they're having a very romantic walk on the beach and he goes up to some kelp/seaweed and steps on one of those seaweed/kelp bulb/round thingies, which makes a fart sound.....he says, "Remind you of anything" I must have peed my pants when she told me that.
that's my coast!
Those seedweed bulb thingies freak me out. I've never been but it looks beautiful!! AND COLD!!!
Yeah, the kelp bulbs....creepy. Almost alien. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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abierman said: sextonseven said: That poor woman. I laughed my first time too, but the sex was too good to actually abort. she wasn't that great.....it was a funny situation!omg | |
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abierman said: sextonseven said: That poor woman. I laughed my first time too, but the sex was too good to actually abort. she wasn't that great.....it was a funny situation! | |
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abierman said: I remember the first time I witnessed this happening I cracked totally up and had to abort fucking the girl.....she started crying!
Never use the word abort on a "queefing" thread..... MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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