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The P(adult joke) > Letter from the Penis;
> > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: > I do physical labor, > I work at great depths, > I plunge head first into everything I do, > I do not get weekends or public holidays off, > I work in a damp environment, > I don't get paid overtime, > I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation, > I work in high temperatures, and > My work exposes me to contagious diseases. > > Sincerely, > Penis > > Dear Penis: > After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, > the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: > You can not work 8 hours straight, > You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods, > You do not always follow the orders of the management team, > You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other > locations, > You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in > order to start working, > You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift, > You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the > correct protective clothing, > You will retire well before you are 65, > You are unable to work double shifts, > You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the > assigned task, > And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting > the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags. > > Sincerely, > The Management | |
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That's just nasty Love! | |
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