Entertain me dammit!

ok! ok! i'm dancing as fast as i can!!!

XxAxX said:

Mr Bliss wanted a piss,
so therefore found a bush.
His cock released, the plants got a feast
and were watered with a yellow gush.

When replacing his tool, being a silly fool,
He caught it in his zip.
He screamed in pain, it had caught the vein
and made the skin just rip.

Some time after he'd fainted,
his dignity tainted,
he woke up in hospital, fixed.
His dick was in plaster,
no longer able to Bates: Master
The reaction from friends was mixed.

Some laughed at his pain,
asked if he'd do it again
and some worried that he'd been hurt, perhaps for life.
Would his cock function true?
Would plastic surgery do?
And would it ever be useable on a wife?

That's the best that I could come up with off the top of my head. Was that entertaining enough?

Haystack said:

From the looks of yo neck it looks as though you are able to entertain yourself!

Haystack said:

That was good!