who hasn't?? It's a good problem to have!

Well, sometimes.....

Yeah i had to refuse sex cuz im involved.

But I regret not sexin this guy my senior year in h.s
Man he was gorgeous. Not sexy. Not fine. Not handsome. GORGEOUS!


man

DanceWme said:

don't we all have a story like that?

JerseyKRS said:

just thinkin about it pisses me off

I am single, haven't had sex in like a lonnngggg time (over 5 months )and refused sex from 3 different people in the last two weeks. I do not regret it, shit its been too long and I don't want a lousy lay, rather wait for a serious session maker to give it to me good and proper.

JerseyKRS said:

Not me.... fucked the two gorgeous guys in my senior class. HARD.

paintedlady said:

Can I make my own translation?



I haven't had sex in 5 months and was offered it by 3 diff people. I turned them down cuz I dont want nothing that'll last 5 mins and im left unhappy. Im gonna wait till the right guy comes along and throw me up against the wall and pounce on me so good that i'll stalk him.
Yeah, thats what I want!

paintedlady said:

DanceWme said:

I don't have this problem too often...you guys are making me feel a little inadequate with your multiple sex offers

thekidsgirl said:

there's plenty of sex offers in brooklyn.

CarrieMpls said:

Thank god yer not a lady

DanceWme said:

Well I don't know if I'll be in Brooklyn this weekend, but I'll definitely be on the lookout for sex donations

JerseyKRS said:

You also regret not having sex with a gorgeous man in senior year? I knew it!

thekidsgirl said:

thekidsgirl said:

Gurl pulease! You would get all kindsa d*cks thrown at you while you walked down the streets in Boston... pink ones, brown ones, even two-tones ones as well. You'd have to walk around with a tazer to keep the men at bay with your sexy self.

HamsterHuey said:

paintedlady said:

Pink willies. . .

I dated this dude with a pink willy and he called it the Pink Panther

JerseyKRS said:

Shut up and come here, baby. I adore your hairy knuckles.

double post.


SCNDLS YOU ARE CRAZY!!!!
[Edited 12/10/08 8:14am]

paintedlady said:

I'm serious tho. Pink willies scare the hell outta me.

SCNDLS said:

They are not raw... they are supposed to look like that! You must have seen some pretty big ones.

[Edited 12/10/08 8:20am]

Hell, I turn down WAY more sex offers than I get. I only get hit on by older men who are like 2wice my age and shit.

paintedlady said:

Nah, they weren't big, just PINK!!!

More times than I can remember.
It comes with the territory of being an Asian man in a gay bar full of rice queens.
A few times by women as well... Most the types of girls you'd find as an extra in a Sean Claude Van Dam movie set in some obscure Vietnamese jungle or something.

JerseyKRS said:

Imago said:

I have to ask, who the fuck is Sean Claude Van Dam???

RenHoek said:

It's not my fault he spells his name weird by my standards!

I've refused it a few times on the org too.
The last time, the guy just kept going at me and sending harassing orgnotes.

It's get cheesy lines like "C'mone, let me dine you in style baby! I got a coupon for TGI Fridays, and I'm wearin' my best roughskins" yadda yadda yadda.

I finally lost control and told him, "Look, Ken, I'm sorry you weren't invited to the Minneapolis invasion--but, you have to get over that. You have to get over me! Now stop sending me these orgnotes!"

CarrieMpls said:




too true!!
so many men so little time....