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Thread started 12/10/08 8:38pm

Mars23

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Kiss of Deaf: Man's Kiss Ruptures Woman's Eardrum

http://www.dailymail.co.u...rdrum.html



A young woman has partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss.

The twentysomething woman was taken to hospital in the Chinese city of Zhuhai, in southern Guangdong province, completely deaf in her left ear after the smooch.

The man's kiss reduced the pressure in the girl's mouth, pulling out her eardrum (picture posed by models)

'The kiss reduced pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear,' a medic called Dr Li told state newspaper The China Daily.

The doctor said the woman's hearing would return to normal within two or three months.

'While kissing is normally very safe, doctors advise people to proceed with caution,' the newspaper added.
[Edited 12/10/08 20:39pm]
Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.
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Reply #1 posted 12/10/08 9:02pm

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whofarted what the heck is that? ewww! arrow
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Reply #2 posted 12/10/08 9:18pm

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This is why I rarely kiss on a first date. Or on any other date, for that matter.
Usually, I'll just play it safe, & just settle for a blowjob.
That way, the way I figure it, her gag reflex will kick in before anything inside her head gets ruptured.
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