Imago said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: I would have sniffed it an unwrapped it anyway! I meant to wrap it in my nasty underwear to hide the odor. Wait. I think this thread just went south. | |
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A good friend of mine once sent me a Mother's Day card, and made it look like it was sent by the two cats that I had at the time, Scooter and Shadow. At first, I thought it was a neighbor of mine being a smart-ass. But then, I when I figured out whose writing it was on the card, my suspicion turned to amusement. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Imago said: I'd like to drop my trousers to the queen
Where's that album cover with his ass on it? Sorry Carrie. We should keep it sweet. | |
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my (imaginary) cat sent me this.
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CarrieMpls said: I officially have the best cat in the world, EVER!!!!
I got home from work after an agonizingly long commute due to a snow storm. I had to wait nearly half an hour outside in the cold downtown for my bus that was super duper late. I get in my building, shake the snow off and open my mailbox. Lo and behold there's a shiny silver envelope addressed to me. But the return address simply has my kitty's name on it! Sugar Girl!! Here's what she sent me: I can't stop laughing!!!!! My upstairs neighbor could hear me I was laughing so hard!!!! This has completely and utterly made my day. Do you often receive presents from your pets? | |
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Now that I actually HAVE a dog, I am full of expectation! | |
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CarrieMpls said: I officially have the best cat in the world, EVER!!!!
I got home from work after an agonizingly long commute due to a snow storm. I had to wait nearly half an hour outside in the cold downtown for my bus that was super duper late. I get in my building, shake the snow off and open my mailbox. Lo and behold there's a shiny silver envelope addressed to me. But the return address simply has my kitty's name on it! Sugar Girl!! Here's what she sent me: I can't stop laughing!!!!! My upstairs neighbor could hear me I was laughing so hard!!!! This has completely and utterly made my day. Do you often receive presents from your pets? That's hilarious. Uh....who sent it for real though? | |
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CarrieMpls said: I officially have the best cat in the world, EVER!!!!
I got home from work after an agonizingly long commute due to a snow storm. I had to wait nearly half an hour outside in the cold downtown for my bus that was super duper late. I get in my building, shake the snow off and open my mailbox. Lo and behold there's a shiny silver envelope addressed to me. But the return address simply has my kitty's name on it! Sugar Girl!! Here's what she sent me: I can't stop laughing!!!!! My upstairs neighbor could hear me I was laughing so hard!!!! This has completely and utterly made my day. Do you often receive presents from your pets? Did your kitty send you an Xmas card last year too? If so...good kitty..if not...who was that? Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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Ex-Moderator | MoniGram said: Did your kitty send you an Xmas card last year too? If so...good kitty..if not...who was that? She did send me a Xmas card last year. But the handwriting was different and it was postmarked in Minneapolis. This year it was postmarked from Florida. Which makes me think my kitty was vacationing without telling me. |
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CarrieMpls said: MoniGram said: Did your kitty send you an Xmas card last year too? If so...good kitty..if not...who was that? She did send me a Xmas card last year. But the handwriting was different and it was postmarked in Minneapolis. This year it was postmarked from Florida. Which makes me think my kitty was vacationing without telling me. Your cat spells like Imago. | |
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Ex-Moderator | shanti0608 said: CarrieMpls said: She did send me a Xmas card last year. But the handwriting was different and it was postmarked in Minneapolis. This year it was postmarked from Florida. Which makes me think my kitty was vacationing without telling me. Your cat spells like Imago. OMG! She DOES! |
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CarrieMpls said: shanti0608 said: Your cat spells like Imago. OMG! She DOES! Poor kitty. | |
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Sweet! | |
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CarrieMpls said: MoniGram said: Did your kitty send you an Xmas card last year too? If so...good kitty..if not...who was that? She did send me a Xmas card last year. But the handwriting was different and it was postmarked in Minneapolis. This year it was postmarked from Florida. Which makes me think my kitty was vacationing without telling me. Your kitty went on vacation, and didn't even bring you a shirt. Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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My cat never sends me shit! He just leaves me sh... A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon | |
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AWWWWW That is adorable!!! | |
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That's really cute.
My cat doesn't send me cards, but she brings me a present every night shortly after I go to bed. It's the same present (her favorite toy, a little Uglydoll), but she proudly announces it every time with her weird little mouth-full yowl. It cracks my boyfriend up. Especially when we're, um, not sleeping. "What's 'non-sequitur' mean? Do I look it up in a Fag-to-English dictionary?" | |
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Now that you have another cat in the house, I'm willing to be next year's card is going to be a protest card. | |
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No, but my black lab is slowly chewing the legs off of my teak furniture in my patio. Come summer, I will have no outside furniture! | |
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