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Solutions to Flatulence How embarrassing, I just had a very gassy afternoon at a big intimate event...and I stunk up the whole place...I couldn't keep this secret to myself so I told a friend and we laughed and laughed but on the real I was so embarrassed   ~Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realize we cannot eat money~ 
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Poor Smurfy,  honest I am not sure what you could do...other than move to an out of the way area | |
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just let 'm rip, it feels so goooood | |
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On the day of your social function, don't chew gum for long periods of time (or at all if you can help it). In fact, you should always spit it out before it even starts to lose its flavour. Chewing gum causes you to swallow air and produces stomach acid.
Pop a 75mg tablet of ranitidine, two hours or so before you attend a social function. It'll stop acid production in your tummy altogether - for at least twelve hours. You might get a little windy once the pill wears off though. They sell generic ranitidine in ASDA at £1.68 for about twelve pills, so I'm guessing it's around $3.50 at Wal-Mart. If you're offered buffet food at a party, don't eat the salad!!! Stick to cheesey things, creamy things or dippy things (dip corn chips rather than breadsticks or vegetables). If you're a carnivore; red meat, poultry and fish are fine. Avoid wheat (bread, pastries, cakes) and raw vegetables at all costs! Drink rose wine, still water - and nothing else all night. White wine is too acidic and red wine just gives you that "Joker mouth" look. Avoid anything fizzy! Decline coffee at the end of the night - especially if you can sense the ranitidine wearing off. These are my top tips.  | |
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ya gotta fart.. its natural, shit i fart every chance I get. I dont care where it is. let people look. | |
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PANDURITO said:  If you're not doing the fucking, then you're taking one. | |
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Smurfy said: How embarrassing, I just had a very gassy afternoon at a big intimate event...and I stunk up the whole place...I couldn't keep this secret to myself so I told a friend and we laughed and laughed but on the real I was so embarrassed
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lol.... I know personally for me, I know all the foods that would cause me to have flatulence lol and if I have to be at an event or if I have a date, I just avoid eatting those type foods on that day.. | |
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Smurfy said: big intimate event
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