OMG, this is so like totally original and shit.


Here goes:





She who resides in the cold ass north, exceedingly keen in her style, shall post some scribblings about pomegranates. unwary victims of her charm, lacking both moral character and worthwhile activities of their own, shall wonder onto her scribblings and respond in kind, despite their best intentions. The world burns because of this.

She who lives 2 days walk from the New World's greatest fault line, close to the blue Pacific, fewer than a handful of moons ago, is license to bestow upon unwary victims her facials. Warning! She doth have sharp nails and is often drunk with spirits and liquor.

your face.

Thou shalt be weary of a moderator stalking thee. Look over your shoulder all the minutes of your day. This moderator shall be either a female or gay, and often both. Prince is the devil.




spelling edit spawned by my ridiculously keen powers of insight and firefox 3.x)
[Edited 12/5/08 7:53am]

CarrieLee said:

What? My messages could be about anybody like Nostradamus , they're vague woman! vague!

Fuck you Nostradamus

Hanged Man suggests that her alter ego today is the People Pleaser, whose superpower is the 'bubble of denial.' She needs to exercise her prerogative, to humor the ridiculous, go out on a limb or remain the pious hold out and risk persecution. So be it. She can't validate the guilty pleasure, hang-up or self-indulgence, but she can rationalize being a willing slave to its pressure or condescend to acquiesce to avoid real suffering, even garner sympathy for my righteous sacrifice or implied martyrdom. Thus she can step it up or hang out, submit to the charade, or sacrifice to what end? But it's the inevitably lame justification that prompts posturing, or playing victim, dumb or innocent. Today she can take it, fake it, quit kidding herself, or put an end to tempting resistance and just grin and bear it. Or, call the bluff -- give them a rope and they'll hang themselves soon enough.

Imago said:

You can do so much better than this.

A woman with heaving bosom, dark hair, the 2 letters of her first name similar to the first two in the word Jezebel, remembers all that is posted on the org, ever. And knows all your alters. Be weary, she shall seek to steal your curly hair, funk-music inclined, Finnish Internet boyfriend. The Madonna weeps.

CarrieLee said:

Mach said:

This is about Carrie!

mdiver said:

You're supposed to be prophetic, not merely wishful.

Imago said:

!!

Ok I know you're talking about CarrieMpls here, but you people really need to start adding the "mpls" or the "lee" cuz I'm getting confused

Imago said:

That was about YOU girly

He whose name was heretofore unknown to any and then not will continue down the current path that has been known to upset the great majority while providing freedom and solace to the pathwalker.

TRANSLATION: Prince isn't going to release anything new any time soon.

Residing in one of the original 13 colonies, obsessed with the politics of the old world, driven to the entertainment videos of India, this buffoon takes the moniker of the 3rd song on an unpronounceable album known only by its ghey [old world spelling] symbol () from a reclusive pint sized singer. To say he is an idiot would be like saying Sir William Gates of Redmond is merely well to do.

CarrieLee said:

Now you know how I feel whenever anyone posts "Carrie" in the "who's hot/who do you want to bang/who's pic do you drool over" threads.

She who comes from a mountainous region, steeped in the the folklore of Rogers and Hammerstine, whose queen is Julie Andrews, whose moniker rhymes with 'delirious', has befriended a new world citizen lost on a perilous small old world island, married to a cockney buffoon. Both ladies are worse for the ware for knowing him.

CarrieMpls said:

Oh come on!!! You are hot, orgers want to bang you and they also drool over you!!!

CarrieLee said:

You two ladies are making my thread feel negative.



This shit is all about love!

Imago said:

You are a fucking dead man

mdiver said:

It's kind of pretentious to imagine everything is about you isn't it?!?!?!

You're reading too much into things!

Imago said:

JessieJ

i like ur thread danny

sweet said:

Thank you sweet. You're so kind to me



Everybody else can go to hell.

Imago said:

inna freakin' handbasket