This is no lie. I was waitressing as a favor for a friend who owned a nightclub. some doctor guy walks up to me like he knew i wasn't working and started a conversation. he seemed to be impressed cause i analyzed his need to fuck a different woman every night, he gave me 400.00. No joke.



I may go out this weekend.

When I was dancing, this one guy tipped me $800.00 through the course of one shift. This mofo was a major pain in the ass, but he was spending major dough

1sexymf said:

Ummmm....what kind of dancer were you? (if that's a stupid question...please punch me in the kidney)

Jeasus...you all do pretty well with tips....and Richard

The biggest tip dollar wise was about $250.00

The biggest tip percentage wise was 200%

the most $20 (i gave)
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pardonme4livin said:

Kenny, you know I was an exotic dancer/stripper.

1sexymf said:

I swear I didn't remember that...I knew you danced....but not that.... oh dayum... I guess a kidney shot is forthcoming..... be gentle....

pardonme4livin said:

Is early senility setting in?

1sexymf said:

Apparently....ummmm.....what were we talking about.....

pardonme4livin said:

6 or 7 bucks. i'm cheap like that

SCNDLS said:

I miss Olive's... God rest her precious soul. I loved her clients, and he was sooo fione!!! I smile every time I think of that day.

Carrie Lee is gonna love her job.



OH and look who's talking!!! You're the one dismissing tripods n chit.... And don't you sport a different gun for every boa/crocodile/Italian leather bag you own?
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I was about to raise my hand until I actually clicked the thread...

I've never waited tables (worked in movie theater concessions though--worst.job.ever). But as a museum tour guide I had to give some fairly VIP tours. A group from MoMA gave me a very nice Objects of Design by Paola Antonelli book. Not that expensive, but it's a very nice book to add to my art history collection.

When I gave a tour to a high ranking foreign military official, the US Pentagon gave me a lame ass lapel pin and Dept. of Defense pen. I think I left them in my desk drawer when I resigned.


In terms of me tipping--I just gave my hairstylist a 125% tip last week because I won't get my hair cut again until after the holidays. Otherwise for food/drinks probably 50%. I am a semi-regular at this one bar and most of the servers know me by name and often comp me at least one round. If so, I usually throw the cost of the comped round into the tip.

I was offered $250 by some goodfellas in Buffalo for my Honor Guard team after we rendered military honors for his dad (WWII vet)....had to refuse it...and I was definitely careful not to offend him...he definitely looked like the type that would see to it that we slept with the fishes....see??

I've given a 50% tip once or twice....

I DON'T tip...those fuckers at Applebee's TAKES my money.

SCNDLS said:

KidaDynamite said:

In my defense... that is my ONLY story of nut cupping.... and I never sliced and diced a mofo with a machete.... I just sleep with one under my bed. JIC

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You need to orgnote me a picture of that.... for real.

paintedlady said:

I know, it just sounded a lil funny s'all!

paintedlady said:

Well, you know my gun must ALWAYS match my shoes.
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paintedlady said:

Heffa, please I know you got millions of nut cuppin' stories you just being stingy with the details. . .

SCNDLS said:

you....are....out....of.....control!!

paintedlady said:

"Tripods!"

Still ain't made THAT move, but you know you good when a stripper gives you HIS tips.

reneGade20 said:

SCNDLS said:

Dammit! *wipes coffee off cleavage*

so you now know how to roll a roly-poly guy around 69 style like a meatball on a plate?!! AWWWW SH*T!

What's the biggest. . .

tip you ever got





Don't eat yellow snow

SCNDLS said:

millions!?! not me


:thunderrumbles:

paintedlady said:

Girl, he did that shit at my party. I was sho nuf takin' notes.