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New Diet... According to the Mainichi Daily News, a Japanese scientist has developed what he calls "The Masturbation Diet" a diet that is exactly what it sounds like. "Five minutes of vigorous masturbation can consume 300 calories, which is the equivalent of sprinting 300 meters," says Dr. Shukan Tokuho, adding that the experience can be so refreshing that it can replace a light meal, thereby saving even more calories. For even more benefit, Dr. Tokuho recommends sitting in a chair with your heels raised about 10 centimeters off the floor in order to put tension on the stomach muscles. He claims that this style of masturbation done twice a day for a month can trim about eight centimeters off a man's waist. The good doctor summed up his revolutionary diet with the phrase "shake for breakfast, shake for lunch and a sensible dinner."
 [Edited 12/4/08 19:07pm] Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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I better start that right now!  | |
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ZombieKitten said: I better start that right now!
Like U need it!  And besides! It seems to be aimed at men. Unless U share the same secret as Ocean!  | |
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Amaxx said: ZombieKitten said: I better start that right now!
Like U need it! And besides! It seems to be aimed at men. Unless U share the same secret as Ocean! I'll let you in on a little secret women masturbate 
AND this is really gross but  we sometimes fart too | |
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though not ALWAYS at the same time!  | |
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ZombieKitten said: Amaxx said: Like U need it! And besides! It seems to be aimed at men. Unless U share the same secret as Ocean! I'll let you in on a little secret women masturbate
AND this is really gross but we sometimes fart too Though your response was thoruoghly hillarious. It's not what I meant! And the fact that U masturbate & fart is totally OK in my book!  | |
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Amaxx said: ZombieKitten said: I'll let you in on a little secret women masturbate
AND this is really gross but we sometimes fart too Though your response was thoruoghly hillarious. It's not what I meant! And the fact that U masturbate & fart is totally OK in my book!  | |
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EmeraldSkies said: According to the Mainichi Daily News, a Japanese scientist has developed what he calls "The Masturbation Diet" a diet that is exactly what it sounds like. "Five minutes of vigorous masturbation can consume 300 calories, which is the equivalent of sprinting 300 meters," says Dr. Shukan Tokuho, adding that the experience can be so refreshing that it can replace a light meal, thereby saving even more calories. For even more benefit, Dr. Tokuho recommends sitting in a chair with your heels raised about 10 centimeters off the floor in order to put tension on the stomach muscles. He claims that this style of masturbation done twice a day for a month can trim about eight centimeters off a man's waist. The good doctor summed up his revolutionary diet with the phrase "shake for breakfast, shake for lunch and a sensible dinner."
[Edited 12/4/08 19:07pm] If it doesn't do anything for women, then the heck with it. | |
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ZombieKitten said: I better start that right now!
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ZombieKitten said: I better start that right now!
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| I've tried it. It works. Helps curve overeating.
Masturbation is a sport. The more you practice the better you get at it. | |
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There is no way that 5 minutes burns 300 kcals. Bullshit.
But it's still good for your health, though.  "What's 'non-sequitur' mean? Do I look it up in a Fag-to-English dictionary?" | |
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effective immediately. | |
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Sounds like another fad diet. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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obsessed said: EmeraldSkies said: According to the Mainichi Daily News, a Japanese scientist has developed what he calls "The Masturbation Diet" a diet that is exactly what it sounds like. "Five minutes of vigorous masturbation can consume 300 calories, which is the equivalent of sprinting 300 meters," says Dr. Shukan Tokuho, adding that the experience can be so refreshing that it can replace a light meal, thereby saving even more calories. For even more benefit, Dr. Tokuho recommends sitting in a chair with your heels raised about 10 centimeters off the floor in order to put tension on the stomach muscles. He claims that this style of masturbation done twice a day for a month can trim about eight centimeters off a man's waist. The good doctor summed up his revolutionary diet with the phrase "shake for breakfast, shake for lunch and a sensible dinner."
[Edited 12/4/08 19:07pm] If it doesn't do anything for women, then the heck with it. 
it must do ...something   'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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I call bullshit.....I've been doing it that way for YEARS and trust me....I do not have even the remotest hint of a six pack.... 
...err....or so I've heard.... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above... 
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psychodelicide said: Sounds like another fad diet.
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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 With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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EmeraldSkies said: psychodelicide said: Sounds like another fad diet.
RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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reneGade20 said: I call bullshit.....I've been doing it that way for YEARS and trust me....I do not have even the remotest hint of a six pack....
...err....or so I've heard.... but it doesn't say anything 'bout a six pack... extra sessions maybe?? 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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peb319 said: reneGade20 said: I call bullshit.....I've been doing it that way for YEARS and trust me....I do not have even the remotest hint of a six pack....
...err....or so I've heard.... but it doesn't say anything 'bout a six pack... extra sessions maybe?? "For even more benefit, Dr. Tokuho recommends sitting in a chair with your heels raised about 10 centimeters off the floor in order to put tension on the stomach muscles. He claims that this style of masturbation done twice a day for a month can trim about eight centimeters off a man's waist."
one can infer that the 8cm off the waist would sufficiently cut the fat enough to expose the sixer....
however, as they say, practice makes purrrfect..... He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot) the video for the above...
http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related | |
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reneGade20 said:[quote] peb319 said: "For even more benefit, Dr. Tokuho recommends sitting in a chair with your heels raised about 10 centimeters off the floor in order to put tension on the stomach muscles. He claims that this style of masturbation done twice a day for a month can trim about eight centimeters off a man's waist."
one can infer that the 8cm off the waist would sufficiently cut the fat enough to expose the sixer....
however, as they say, practice makes purrrfect..... exactly what i was ...
ahem! if at first you don't succeed(?)... 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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