> Letter from the Penis;
>
> I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
> I do physical labor,
> I work at great depths,
> I plunge head first into everything I do,
> I do not get weekends or public holidays off,
> I work in a damp environment,
> I don't get paid overtime,
> I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation,
> I work in high temperatures, and
> My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
>
> Sincerely,
> Penis
>
> Dear Penis:
> After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised,
> the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
> You can not work 8 hours straight,
> You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods,
> You do not always follow the orders of the management team,
> You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other
> locations,
> You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
> order to start working,
> You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift,
> You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the
> correct protective clothing,
> You will retire well before you are 65,
> You are unable to work double shifts,
> You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the
> assigned task,
> And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting
> the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.
>
> Sincerely,
> The Management

That's just nasty Love!